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These are a few of my favorite things...

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-Quotes-

"If nice guys finish last and only the good die young... I'M SCREWED" -Me

"Sometimes when the grass is greener on the other side of the fence it's just cause they throw more shit on it" -Me again

"Normal people are just people who are good at lying" -Me too

"Shit happens. Step in it or over it, but don't walk around all day talking about how bad it stinks." -Still me

"Nobody's perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect" -Not me

"Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots" -No idea

"Everything sucks. Some things just suck more than others." -Adaclit (deep sunnuvabitch, ain't he?)

"Fists are just your hands when they get MAD!" -Dennis the Menace

"The blood of an invader marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins..." -Zim

"I'm gonna roll around on the floor now ok?" -Gir

"I'm delicious!" -Dib

"Duhhh.... I'm gunna hurt you badly" -Hung Chow

"Quick, Squirt, into that conveniently placed outhouse!" -Shit Man

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines." -Some guy
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using feathers, kinky is using the whole chicken.

The way to a woman's heart is NOT through her pants. [Unless you can reach it from there.]
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-Movie Villains-

Pinhead (Hellraiser series)
All other cenobites (Hellraiser series)
Freddy (A Nightmare on Elm St. series)
Jason (Friday the 13th series)
Evil Ash (Army of Darkness)
Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Wishmaster (only in Wishmaster 1)
Leprechaun (I wants me GOLD!!!!)
Pumpkinhead (Pumpkinhead)
Creeper (Jeepers Creepers 2)
Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
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-Music-

Rob Zombie / White Zombie
Powerman 5000
Incubus
Tool
Cold
Nine Inch Nails
Stone Temple Pilots
Nirvana
Alice in Chains
A Perfect Circle
Marilyn Manson
Coal Chamber
Slipknot
Mudvayne
David Bowie
Skinny Puppy
Ohgr
Depeche Mode (shut up don't laugh )
Information Society
Frankie Goes to Hollywood (go ahead and laugh)
Right Said Fred (I'm too sexy for this song)
White Town
Rancid
Transplants
Cure
Devo
Smashing Pumpkins
Pearl Jam
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Sir Mix-a-lot (jk)
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
PT Grimm and the Dead Puppies
The O
Mindless Self Indulgence
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The White Stripes
Dog Fashion Disco
Lollipop Lust Kill
Lost Prophets
Pigface
Whoever did that song "woodvines" in the movie sleepstalker (sleep baby sleeeep)
OK I'll stop now
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-Movies-

Donnie Darko
SLC Punk
Pump Up the Volume
SFW
Sleepy Hollow
Hellraiser
Nightmare Before Christmas
James and the Giant Peach
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Sleepstalker
The Forbidden Zone (not the soft porn one)
Killer Clowns from Outer Space
It
Poltergeist
Beetlejuice
Cube
Jack Frost (killer snowman one)
Uncle Sam
Alien 1 2 3 & 4 but avp sucked
Night of the Leapus
Underworld
Van Helsing
Haunted
American History X
Fight Club
Darkness Falls
They
Mad Max
The Road Warrior
Highway Men
Omega Man

OK time to simplify...

Anything written, directed by, or based on the work of Wes Craven, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Tim Burton, Guillermo DelToro, or Tobe Hooper

Every other M. Night Shyamalan movie

Jerry Bruckheimer makes some damn good movies
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-Actors / Actresses-

Johnny Depp
Kate Beckinsale
Mel Gibson
Fairuza Balk
Wesley Snipes
Angelina Jolie
Tommy Lee Jones
Milla Jovavich
Christopher Lee
Kathy Bates
Ian McKellan (sp?)
Winona Ryder
Gene Wilder
Christina Ricci
Vincent Price
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-Authors-

H.P. Lovecraft
Edgar Allen Poe
Franz Kafka
John Steinbeck
Harper Lee
Ernest Hemmingway
Stephen King
Clive Barker
Dean Koontz
John Saul
F. Scott Fitzgerald
That dude who wrote the bible. Revelation kicked ass
Raymond Feist
That guy who wrote that book once
Me
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-Lyrics-

MARILYN MANSON
"Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum Of Infinite Space Encompassing)"

She's got her eyes open wide
she's got the dirt and spit of the world
her mouth on the metal
the lips of a scared little girl

I've got an angel in the lobby
he's waiting to put me in line
I won't ask forgiveness
my faith has gone dry

She's got her Christian prescriptures
and death has crawled in her ear
like elevator music of songs
that she shouldn't hear

and it spins around 1...2...3
and we all lay down 4...5...6
some do it fast
some do it better in smaller amounts

and it spins around 1...2...3
and we all lay down 4...5...6
some do it fast
some do it better in smaller amounts

MIKE ALTMAN
"Suicide Is Painless"

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'oh why ask me?'

And suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

...and you can do the same thing if you please