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Click on these links! They are my dragon eggs and hatchlings! They will die without your help (clicks)!
PS: I will add more as i get more!

Go to my DRAGCAVE homepage (the place i got the eggs http://dragcave.net/user/Dargian920
http://dragcave.net/incubators/incubator_Dargian920.png


Hi! As you know, I am Darg from AP (If i wasn't from AP you wouldn't of found me).
Sit down and have a cup of coffee, but dont touch anything! Including you.
You don't wan't to end up like him...


It's time for some random info!
Did you know, it's impossinble to lick your elbow?
(75% of people who read this are going to try licking their elbow)!


Paste this everywhere! We want them to dominate the world!!!
(\ /)
(O.o)
(>"<)
/_|_\

This is Mr.Bunny Please Paste him on your page in order to help
him with his mission to DOMINATE the tri-state area!

This one too:
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( . .)
c(''') (''')
If you'd like to help this bunny with WORLD domination, please paste her on your page.

More randome stuff!
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film....

Ok... Who wants pie. (Burp) Well I don't have any!
So you can read without pie! OK!?!?!?

Sorry, i'm tempermental...

More random stuff!
Make sure on your way out you try this- - It's good...

Don't leave it on my rug or i'll hunt you down man. (Or Herbert will, and you wouldn't want that now would you)?!?!?!?

So... Thanks and good night... Morning... Noon...
Ok! Whenever you decide to read this.

WAIT DON'T GO! I'M NOT DONE SPEAKIN' YET!

Bow to me (and my rabee infested dog herbert).
Say hello to the folks herbert!

Hey! Herbert, what are you doing with that chainsaw... HERBERT!!!

Bark bark bark bark bark!
Look cool for AP!

PS: I have quotes,
1 Video games ruined my life. It is a good thing i still have 2 lives left.
2 Some people are like slinkeys. Not really good for anything but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
3 I am here for a purpose. To eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom on occasion. SO I DON'T WANT TO BE TOLD OTHERWISE 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HERE IT!!!
4 A wise old man once told me, "Man who laugh last not get joke."
5 When i call you a star, it isn't a compliment. What i mean is that you are a distant ball of volatile gas that is bound to implode someday.
6 Life's a butmunch.
7 WARNING! If the help desk thinks your question is stuped, we will set you on fire.
8 Never play chineese checkers with a chineese man... He will always win.
9 Being a rock star is one thing, having fans is another thing, but being a star all around your friends and loved ones is whats most important.
10 Never stand between a dog and the hydrant...
(Especially when it's Herberts hydrant)

ALL OF THESE QUOTES WERE STARTED BY ME SO IF YOU SEE THEM ANYWHERE ELSE...
THEY ARE MINE!!!

"Too often, we lose sight of life's
simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles
in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm
and *****-slap that person
up-side the head."

My Journal
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It's been 6 days scince Herbert attacked me. I've been hiding under
the bed with my toy dog....
Wait a minute!
No get away...
Herebert!
Ow! I hit my head!
Wait, I don't have to write every thing i say...
I'm done writing! I'm outta here!
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(Running)
"Aaaaah! Oof! Ouch! Arg! Stupid stairs! Erm wheres Herbert?"
"Woof!" (Chainsaw rattles).
"Ah!"


PSS: No matter how much you beg or plea (which you probably won't),
I will not make a story out of this... Well maybe if you plea ALOT!

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║██║ Put this Ipod on your profile if you
║(O)║♫ love music!!
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---|||---|||-- Put this
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---|||---|||-- if you
----\\\-///---- know someone
-----\\///----- who has died
------///----- -from cancer
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|………..|
|………..| Put this on your page
|………..| If you've ever pushed
|…….O.| a door that said
|………..| pull on it.
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page.

☆┌─┐　─┐☆
　│▒│ /▒/
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　│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
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┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ Peace for everyone!
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
　└┐▒▒▒▒┌┘

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said..no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and
said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.


Here are Emoticons:


(Emoticons are not included. To get them, please go to http://allpoetry.com/column/306041)
AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME HERE LOOKEN FOR EM'!
Now... Get back to reading mine or someone elses poems or he will come after you. ... and get you. HA HA HA HA HA!

Wait, Herbert NO!
"uhhhhhh..."



Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle.


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/ \ I don’t like people...but Hello!

Thanks for taking up your time to read this!

Oh.. and if you ever get bored, don't eat your fish because + =

And just in case you're wondering, my AP and real sister is Stickynote5. Blah

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[_] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/your married.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have a mp3 player or ipod.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
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T O T A L: 6
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[x] You dress the way you want to.
[_] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[_] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies
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T 0 T A L: 6
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[_] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[_] You have pictures on facebook
[_] Your parents let you have a facebook
[_] You get allowance
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school.
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T 0 T A L: 5
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[_] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You never got a detention (well at least not a five o'clock detention)
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T O T A L: 4
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[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies.
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T O T A L: 8

Total over all: 28

Multiply by 3= 84

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Awesome! I got a B in life!

By the way (again)...
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This is a Yakallow... It is a mythical creature (part yak and part buffallo) that lives in the clouds (made by me). They are as big as planes and live in packs. They are part vampire and they are magical. If you believe in them, repost this on you page... They want to take over the world...

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-Darg