Dances With Trees• Show poetry

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Hello! And welcome to my author page!! Here's some stuff about me!

*Name* Lisa Kaitlyn D_ _ _ _
*Sex* Chicky!
*Age* 14
*Eye Color* Blue
*Hair Color* Light Brown
*Height* 5'7" I think...
*Weight* ???
*Siblings* 1 sister, Laura
*Pets* 1 dog Casey, 2 fishies
*Status* Single..once again!
*Drugs* Maybe.....

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I am easy to get along with...most of the time! And most people like me...I HOPE!!! If not then that would make me sad!! I love to read, but I am pretty new to poetry and I hope that I will get a lot better! I am lazy, stoopid and weird...but I am really fun to hang around with! At least that is what my friends say! They all think that I'm crazy, ecspecially since I headbutted a tree on a four-wheeler going 25mph!! And speaking of friends I would like to do a little tribute to them, ecspecially Steph and Shannon.

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Stephanie (a.k.a. Schmitty)- She is the one I go to when I have a problem. She is a great listener! (Of course she claims she laughs about it later, so....Hmmmmmmm. Makes me think! lol!) She is wacky, crazy, and a real blast to hang with!! She has eaten my ABC gum!! And tried to pick my nose!! She is SO friggin crazy, but that is one of the MANY reasons I love her!! She is one crazy rocker chic gurl and I luv her to death!! (She is my lesbain biotch!!!!!!) lol

Shannon(a.k.a. Shnitles)- she is another one of my bestest friends! She has been my friend for the longest time and even though we've had our fights, we've hung in there! And now our friendship is being tested but, I am certain we will be BFFAA!! Of course, Roddy SURE is giving me a run for my money!

Erin (NERD!! )- she is a newly aquired friend but she is good one none the less! she is very sympathetic and a good conversationalist! We KINDA look alike and a lot of people ask us if we are related! But anywayz, when she is off of her meds, she is SO friggin funny!!!

Danny (a.k.a. Cupcake)- he is a pretty good friend..when he isn't being a complete bunny! but he is still pretty kool Well, it seems me and him got our signals crossed! I thought he didn't like me, and vice versa. But we is kool now!! He is a REALLY sweet guy...once you get to know him! He is now like my brother!! Love ya buddy!! P.S. - he writes poetry about love and religion.

Daniel (a.k.a Stretch)- He is a SHY guy! I don't see himas much as I used to because of school and all, but I still consider him a good friend! And yes Daniel, you may call me Bubble-Butt if the notion seizes you . . .

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*Things About Me That You Might Not Know!!
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- I can never go to sleep and wake up with my sheets still tucked in
+ I have the bestest buds ever
- I steal ALL of my good ideas from Steph
+ Eye aim purty goode ate skoole!! lol! (Seriously!)
- I cannot drive (HINTZ THE NAME!) yet I am about to get my permit
+ I am VERY protective of my friends
- Snatch my book away from me and I will SPORK YOUR EYES OUT!!!
+ I am very ambitious
- I am a BAD complainer (I am TRYING to work on it though )
+ I am great at things I am very passionate about
- People who just put words on paper and call it poetry kinda irk me
+ I am open to criticisim on my poetry
- I am quick to get angry
+ I think I am a pretty good joke teller
- I can stay on the computer for HOURS
+ I LOVE to read great poetry (perferably dark)
- I continue to RANT on and on and on and on and on.....

















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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
No BLOOD, No foul
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The only reason I am always listening to music is to drowned out the sound of your voice!
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs
Where there's a will...I wanna be in it!
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Kid
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Grow your own dope - plant a blonde!
You say physco like it's a bad thing
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!".
Love is like heaven but hurts like hell
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.
The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus!!!
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it
My Reality Check BOUNCED!!!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Dain bramaged
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
I break for..........OH SHIT NO BRAKES!!!!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Be Nice To Your Kids; They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home
BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive
Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.
I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
I Have The Body Of A God... unfortunately that god is Buddha
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.
My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
My IQ came back negative!
My karma ran over your dogma.
Pardon My Driving. I’m Reloading
Squirrel!!...it's what's for dinner.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female
WARNING: mental backup in progress
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
YOU! Out of the gene pool.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
Do stairs go up or down?
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ~Jack Benny
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ~Gracie Allen
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. ~Dick Cavett
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
~Gallagher
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. ~Mel Brooks
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,"Get the hell off my property."
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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