Sweet-innocent• Show poetry

My name is Cait. I am an odd person for the most part. What does that mean you ask? Well, let me try and explain.
I don't like many things for example on the top of the list of most hated things... Spoons,vacume,cleaners,toasters, avenged sevenfold,ok...I won't go through the list.
Ok, about me.I'm real. and most people say that but in reality they are far from real because they have no clue who they are!!! Understand? I may not know what Im here for what my future holds or anything close to that. But I know who I am. I am a positive person. The reason being, if Im not I feel like crap and my days are filled with depression. Yes I've been through...a lot...to say the least. But if I focus on it, what will that do for me? I've only figured this out recently. I've learned that when you say theese positive things out loud and often you have a good positive mind set and it helps you when things are a little rough. Trust me! Ok...there is a lot of things to say about me but I will leave out my lifes story to just name the basics of my favorite things I absolutly love scooby doo. Don't ask me why I just do. Im 17 and I'm insane. Seriously ask anyone. I once asked my friend brittney if I was really all that different from others...she laughed and walked away. I don't try to be like everyone else. I can't be like them. I am Cait. One of many nicknames...One of them is playdo...Dont ask. I like to watch scary movies if Im with a guy I like. I like potato chips dipped in choc. ice cream. I get hyper a lot and when I get hyper I hit things and squeel very loudly i dance badly. I love myspace... I love guitar, Im a great listener...I like experiencing new things...I love the smell of pinesol...and sharpies... My passion in life I believe is writing...Sometimes I get annoyed that I can't find the words and sometimes I don't feel up to writing but otherwise its all I want to do...I used to ask for notebooks for christmas...No I'm not kidding. I'm shy around guys even though all of my life I've like to be around guys more then girls...I've lived in Montana Arkansas Oklahoma Colorado and West Virginia...I've never been to a concert. Ive only gone to the moveies like 10 times maybe less in my entire life.  I care about the enviroment and feel guilty when I flush the toilet run water for too long eat food and throw away garbage...My parents don't put in any effort to recycle...I am and will... I like pain...and blood...and music about pain and blood!!!I am Cait...what else do you need to know???
~People say HATE is a strong word...but so is LOVE and people just throw it around like its nothing.~
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funny stuff...lol...
92% of people would die if Abercrombie&Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath.If you're apart of the 8% of people laughing there butts off,put this on your homepage.


jokes...
okok this guy walks into a bar and pulls a 10 inch lil guy and a tiny piano and the lil guy begins to play...the bartender walk up and say o my god thats amazing...where did you get that...the other guy replies...i have a genie...and i f you buy me drinks all night you can have a wish...so the bartender does buy him drinks all night and then he says at the end of the night ok i bought you drinks all nite so can i have my wish...the other guy pull out his genie and the bartender says...ok i wish for a million bucks...suddenly ducks start appearing everywhere and he says wtf i dint wish for a million ducks i wished for a million bucks...he looks at the other guy and the guys says...and i didnt wish for a 10 inch pianist...lol...
####################################################################################################################A couple was going out on a date when they found out there baby sitter fell ill and they were gonna cancel until the grandpa said you guys go and ill babysit...so the couple left a lil while after the couple was gone the g-pa says to the lil grl hey do you want to see my majic puppet...the lil grl says yea...so the g-pa drops his pants...he sayd to the lil grl... if you touch it itll move...the lil grl touched it and her delite it moved...2 hours later the couple came back...and sawe the lil grl on the sidewalk and the g-pa being put into a abulence...they ran up to the lil grl to ask wat was rong and she said...g-pa showed me his majic puppet and it spit in my eye so i bit its head off...




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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!