CrucifiedPhoenix777• Show poetry

In 2008...

1. The Bible will still have all the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise to God.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.
8. There will still be room at the Cross.
9. Jesus will still love you.
10. Jesus will still save the lost.
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Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of man's rib, NOT from his foot to be walked on, NOT from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and most importantly next to the heart to be loved.
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I guarantee there is no one like me (or your money back!-lol). I am your strong Christian believer who is not afraid to show his feelings (this causes some people to think that i am gay but i assure you i am not). If you are a person who is looking for salvation, or even how to live a better life, I will help you in any way that i can.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15. ChristinaXCuriosity, SecretButterfly, XxxSuicidal-lovexxX, Property.of.Jesus., CrucifiedPhoenix777
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Dear Friend,

What does it take to be the most liberal member of the United States Senate farther left than Ted Kennedy, John Kerry or even Hillary Clinton? For the answer, take a look at a man who could be the next president of the United States: Barack Obama.

Sen. Obama was recently named the most liberal U.S. Senator, based on the annual voting analysis by the non-partisan and highly respected National Journal. If he emerges as the Democratic nominee, one of the critical jobs of Focus Action will be to uncover the real Barack Obama not the feel-good orator who speaks of change and hope, but the man who would be the most left-wing president in our nations history. And well need your continued help to do so.

Obama: As extreme as they come on family issues
On abortion, Obamas 100 percent lifetime voting record from Planned Parenthood and NARAL only begins to tell the story.

While in the Illinois State Senate six years ago, Obama was the only senator to speak against the Born Alive Infant Protection Act, which protects babies who are born alive after a failed abortion. In other words, it prevents flat-out infanticide. A year later¿ while the U.S. Senate was passing Born Alive 98-0 state Sen. Obama quietly killed an identical bill in the state committee he chaired!
Not surprisingly, then, he also opposes the ban on partial-birth abortion, and supports allowing minor girls to be transported across state lines for abortions without parental notice or consent.
Perhaps most chilling is his avowed support for the Freedom of Choice Act,7 which, if signed into law, would threaten every pro-life law passed at the state and federal levels over the past 30 years.

In addition, while the next president could effectively overturn Roe v. Wade with the right Supreme Court appointments, Obama is proudly committed to appointing judges who will uphold legal abortion. In fact, his judicial philosophy is typical of the radical left. He believes that judges can change the meaning of the Constitution at their discretion. Not surprisingly, he voted against the nominations of Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito.

How about marriage and the homosexual agenda?
First, he opposes the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).10 If given the chance by the liberal Congress, Obama will overturn DOMA, potentially forcing every state to recognize homosexual marriages and guaranteeing that you and I pay federal benefits to support homosexual couples. Please note: Technically, he says he is opposed to same-sex marriage, but by standing against DOMA, he is standing against the only thing that prevents same-sex marriages from spreading state to state.
Second, he has pledged to homosexual leaders that he will sign the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (forcing businesses to defend themselves against discrimination lawsuits should they not hire a particular candidate who then announces he or she is homosexual or transsexual). He also supports hate-crimes expansion (potentially putting churches at risk if they preach the truth about homosexuality).
Then theres his support for teaching schoolchildren (in 2nd grade, no less) about homosexual relationships. He also wants to require women to register for the draft. And, as a state senator, he even refused to support a measure to stop sex businesses from opening near schools or places of worship!

The price of change: Hold on to your wallet!
Sen. Obama talks constantly about the need for change. But what he doesnt tell you is the price tag, so allow me: It will be very expensive change.
He supports raising taxes to pay for universal health care, his free college program and a host of other government expansions. among his pet projects is a bill he sponsored called the Global Poverty Act, which would commit the U.S. to spending 0.7 percent of gross national product on foreign aid. Over 13 years, that will amount to a whopping $845 billion increase over current foreign-aid spending! Get your checkbooks ready!

National security?
One area where Sen. Obama seems to have an aversion to spending is the War on Terror. But its not just the admittedly controversial war in Iraq where Obama has shown himself to be soft on terror:He has repeatedly voted against funding our troops in Iraq unless the funding included a date certain by which our soldiers must withdraw from their fight against al Qaeda. Even with the troop surge producing superb results, Obama has called both the surge and the war a failure. In fact, he and Hillary seem to be in a rhetorical contest to see who can abandon the battlefield first.

He, along with Hillary, voted to give captured terrorists and illegal immigrants constitutional rights that are reserved for American citizens. Can you believe that Sen. Obama actually favors granting citizenship to illegal immigrants convicted of crimes against children, aggravated felonies and other serious crimes?21 It's true.

Perhaps, then, it should come as no surprise that Obama also voted against a resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to protect the American flag from desecration.
One has to ask: Did he learn anything from 9/11?
Ditto for Hillary?

On most of the issues Ive mentioned, Hillary isnt far behind Obamas extremism. In fact, she ranked as the 16th most liberal senator in National Journals scoring. But the reality is that most people know about Hillary. They remember her push for government-run health care. They know of her radical pro-abortion stance. They may even recall her support for allowing young children to sue their parents.

Obama, though, is the new kid on the block. In fact, a little more than three years ago, he was still an Illinois state senator. Now, the media is fawning over him and isnt about to delve into his leftist record.
Thats why Focus Action with your help needs to sound the alarm. Whoever the Democrat nominee is, the truth about their stands needs to be told in clear, bold colors. And, of course, the pros and cons of the Republican candidate need to be laid out as well.

Focus Action is blessed to have some great channels to communicate the truth to the American public. From radio programs to mailings to webcasts to advertisements of all sorts, we have the vehicles to get the word out. But your gifts are needed to provide the fuel to make those vehicles run¿so we can inform millions of voters, not just in the presidential race, but in the critical contests for House and Senate as well.

Throughout our history, great Americans have stood up to grave challenges of all sorts. As this latest wave of secular liberalism threatens us, I look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with you in prayer and action ¿ in defense of the family

I have learned so much about Obama.

The things I learned about him really made my hair stand up on the back of my neck. We need to stand together as Christians and pray that God will appoint the one that is best for president for us. We need to be guided by the Holy Spirit or we are going to be lost.

Obama for one thing, is of the Muslim Faith. He was not sworn in on the Holy Bible. He was sworn in on the Koran Bible. In the Koran Bible, It tells them that if a person will not convert over to the Muslim faith then they should be killed, Destroyed.

If we all will remember correctly, It was the Muslims that bombed us on 9-11. It was because of our faith in Christ Jesus.
Let us all pray.
In Christ Jesus,
COCFM

Not written by me, this was written by "Cocfm" (a fellow AP member)

And also remember, liberalism is just the "nice" way of saying "anarchy" (which i might mention is of the occult)
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Our Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed by Thy name, Thy Kingdom Come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And Forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, But Deliver us from Evil. For Thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

- ( The Lords Prayer )

Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God.
I confess that I am a sinner in need of Your Forgiveness.
I believe you shed Your blood and died on the cross
to pay for my sins.
I ask You to forgive me and wash away my sins with Your blood.
I choose to turn back on my sinful way and renounce the works of darkness.
I choose to follow Your ways, the rest of my life.
Come into my life, fill me with Your Spirit and be my Lord.
In Jesus' name, AMEN.

- ( SALVATION PRAYER )

Who do I love? Thats an easy question...My answer, for you? Is God. : ))

I see the World in many different ways.
I can see it in a good and bad way.
And a good way...WOW! The World can be looked at in a good way!?
I never thought it could be...But With Jesus, I've realized, it can be.
Jesus is behind my smiles. : )
Jesus helps me through the dark times.
Jesus is with me through the good times.
He is the answer to all questions!

AND HE
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BE CALLED...

Advocate
Lamb of God
The Resurrection & The Life
Shepherd & Bishop of Souls
Judge Lord of Lords
Man of Sorrows Head of the Church
Master Faithful & True Witness
Rock High Priest
The Door
Living Water Bread of Life
Rose of Sharon
Alpha & Omega
True Vine
Messiah
Teacher
Holy One
Mediator
The Beloved
Branch
Carpenter
Good Sheperd
Light of the World
Image of the Invisible God
The Word Chief Cornerstone
Savior
Servant Author & Finisher of out Faith
The Almighty
Everlasting Father
Shiloh
Lion of the Tribe of Judah
I am
King of Kings
Prince of Peace
Bridgegroom
Only Begotten Son
Wonderful Counselor
Immanuel Son of Man
Dayspring
The Amen
King of Jews
Prophet
Redeemer
Anchor
Bright Morning Star
The way
The Truth & The Life.

JESUS CHRIST

Footprints

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it, "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way, but I noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints I don't understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me."

The LORD replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I would never leave you, During the times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
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ABORTION IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of
your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your
heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could
definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home
though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want
you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad
too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a
lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my
fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it
too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a
baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No .
. .

Month Seven

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never
run. One more mouth that will never speak.
paste on your page if you agree. If you don't, then you have just said "Murder is ok."
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One Nation, "Under GOD"

One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist. The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

II CORINTHIANS 5:7 "FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
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Even though you can't see him, he is there..If you believe in God put this in your profile!
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My AP family: check these people out and their poems

HolyKitty777: My Real/AP girlfriend (She's SOOOOOOOO cute!!!)

Autumn Jewel: My AP Sister (She's a loveable lug!)

Shadow Phoenix: My AP Brother (He's Awesome! What else is there to say?)

Demon Phoenix: My AP Brother (He's a Hardcore Rocker!)

Cyber Pheonix: My AP Brother (He's like inspector gadget!)

Ramblinman2: My AP Brother (He's funny...and crazy! (I'm so proud (lol!)))

Debilynn: AP mom (no "YO MOMMA" jokes!)

Rose Angel: AP aunt (quite loveable and nice!)
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Some of my favorite music includes:

Mindless Self Indulgence (It's like Atari mixed with Cocaine!!!)

Linkin Park (GREAT EMOTION!!!)

Music is a huge part of my life. And all i really like is Rock! Country is boring! Rap should roll over and die because it is degrading and all they sing about is bling and babes, ass and grass, smoking and chocking, fightin and lightin, boozin and loosin....(and they cant spell or talk right).

P.S. RAP is an acronym that stands for Retards Attempting Poetry.
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(O.o) This is Mr.Bunny Please Paste him on your page in order to help
(>" >) Him with his mission to DOMINATE the world!!!
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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
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*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*
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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this in your profile.
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Every 7.5 seconds a woman is beaten by her husband or boyfriend.

Every hour 12 women are raped.
That is almost 300 each day/10,000 each year,
that are reported.

POST THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!!!

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ABUSE!!!
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About 50% of all marriges end in devorice. If you are on of the other 50% that will stay true to your future huband/wife and not end in devorice, post this on your profile.
"Love is a precious thing, don't waste it"
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About 40% of Americans attend church and 8% have never went to a church. If you are among the 40% who enjoys church, post this on your profile.
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Some of my favorite quotes are:

No one can just grab a Bible and prove through scripture that God doesn't exist.-My pastor, Rob

I've been scared my whole life, it's only now that I'm in love I'm not scared-Nina Swan

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.-Caroline

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever-Sarah

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return-Christian

The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love"...and..."It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.-Mother Teresa

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid-Jack Sparrow

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing-Unknown

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me-Hebrew Psalms 23:4(The Holy Bible)

I thank my God every time I remember you.-Philippians 1:3(The Holy Bible)

One is not a fool to give what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.-Jim Elliot

God cannot give us happiness and peace apart from himself because there is no such thing.-C.S. Lewis

When God sends us on stony paths he provides strong shoes.-Corrie ten Boom

If nothing seems to go my way today, this is my happiness: God is my Father and I am his child.-Basilea Schlink

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things.-Henry Ward Beecher

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given-my church board

If we really want to love, we must first learn how to forgive.-Mother Teresa

God doesn't make junk.-KWaracahaela

God's fingers can touch nothing but to mold it into loveliness.-George MacDonald

Don’t pray when you feel like it. Have an appointment with the Lord and keep it. A man is powerful on his knees.-Corrie ten Boom

Science is God's gift to man to teach us how his creation works.-one of the many clever sayings on my church sign out front.

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us; just as the roof of a sunhouse does not attract the sun because it is bright, but becomes bright because the son shines on it.-C.S. Lewis

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.-on a church billboard

Love is friendship set on fire.-Jeremy Taylor

The best love is the kind that weakens the soul and makes us reach for more. That plants a fire in our hearts and peace in our minds.-Nicholas Sparks

Theres only now, theres only here. Give into love or live in fear. No other path no other way. NO DAY BUT TODAY!!-Jonathan Larson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.-Martin Luther King Jr

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.-Aristotle

Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.-Marilyn Manson

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.-David Brink

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.-Oprah Winfrey

Who wants that? I'd rather choose to fall in love and be hurt. Sometimes I can't even sleep because I love someone too much. And there's always sadness in our lives. It's that sad feeling that keeps us going.-Sailor Moon

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.-Bill Wilson

You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.-David Levesque

The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of.-Blaise Pascal

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.-John Russell

I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.-Three Days Grace

Opinion is just immunity to being told you're wrong.-Relient K

I don't wanna have it all, I just wanna have enough.-Stone Sour

To each his own.-Green goblin from spider-man

Love is the ultimate trip.-Micky Dolenz

The man writes his poems from the heart, not the mind which is indeed wise.-My buddy Ian

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.-Robin Williams

You have awakened my bunghole!! And now you must pay!!-Beavis

Are you threatening me!? You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!-Beavis

I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole!-Beavis

How can you be stupid? You're famous.-Pickles the drummer

Acoustic is for p*ss**s, and grandpas.-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Then let's have a mother-laser-f*ck**g-light show, ok?-Nathan Explosion

I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blow-job! (he ment nosebleed)-Toki Wartooth

Maybe he gots to go outside and goes to the B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-T-H-M.-Toki Wartooth

She's a ROOOOOOOOBOT!!!!!!!!!!-Pickles The Drummer

I DO COCAINE!!!-Dr. Rocks-o

I woke up with a clown's hand...in my pants...yeah...that's what i did today.-William Murderface

OK, you know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink, and it's your job, to talk us out of it.-Nathan Explosion

Being with children is like hanging out with miniature drunks.-Johnny Depp

Alligators have the right idea, they eat their young.-Mildred pierce

Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them so much.-Oscar Wilde

It's all about ass, you kick it or lick it.-General Groves

When in doubt, make fun of the Amish.-Brad Stine

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.-Adam Savage

Dont make fun of nerds, odds are you will be working for one someday.-unknown

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.-Robin Williams

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.-Mignon McLaughlin

A friend bails you out of jail. A true friend is sitting beside you saying, That was awesome!-My buddy Clifford

When a human has somone to protect his power grows exponentally.-Inuyasha: the movie 3 swords of an honorable ruler

Stay true to your light at least that way you can see were your going.-My buddy Clifford

Dee Dee Dee-Carlos Mencia

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit-John C. Maxwell

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone. That's what actually caused many of their deaths...pillow fights!-Anonymous

Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.-Anonymous

I wish there was a knob on the T.V. to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.-Anonymous

Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars and i thought to myself, "Where in the hell is my ceiling?!"-Anonymous

Dont be afraid to try something new. An amateur built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic-Anonymous

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense-Liralin Li

Joy shared is joy doubled, sorrow shared is sorrow halfed.-dont remember

That's why the rum is always gone.-Jonny Depp

Nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame-Marion Winik

It has just been discovered that research causes disease in rats-Anonymous

Don't let your small head control your big one.-My dad

I asked you if you liked me, you said no. I asked you if I was pretty, you said no. I asked you if i was in your heart, you said no. I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no. So I walked away... you grabbed my arm and said... I don't like you, I love you... You're not pretty, you're beautiful... You're not in my heart, you are my heart...And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die... I love you.-unknown

Just because flies buzz around the same ass doesn't mean that you have to.-My buddy Clifford

Dare to be stupid.-Weird Al Yankovich

Take from the bitch, give to the poor.-My buddy Clifford

These next quotes I have no clue who said:

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

how could God let us met..if he knew we could never be..?

missing you isnt the hardest thing..knowing i once had you is!

just cuz lips have met dont mean hearts have joined..

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only real kiss the kiss tasted..

dont start today with the broken pieces of yesterday..

If everyone else is weird and you're the only normal one, you're weird.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

if you are willing to die for someone, you must first be willing to live for them first..

Live every day as if it is your last. One day you'll be right.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

work as if you dont need the money-love as if you wont get hurt-dance as if no one is watching..

when you hurt when you suffer, i am the angel undercover.

if you really love them, let them go and be free, if they come back yu know it was meant to be.

you left behind a broken heart, and happy memories, but i never wanted all that i just wanted you...

the greatest lovers where murderers first..

the prettiest roses have the sharpest thorns..

you know its love when you dont want to go to sleep cuz reality is so much better than your dreams

dont say you love me unless you mean it, i may do something crazy like believe it.

my opinions may have changed, but the fact that i am right hasnt.

if you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

they say true love hides behind every corner, i must be walking in circles

im not weired..im gifted

NEVER fight with an ugly person..they dont have much eles to loose

one day ull think of me as i thought of you
one day ull cry 4 me as i cryed 4 u
one day youll love me as i loved you
one day ull want me and i wont want you..

who ever said death was the hard part was wrong, relizing i will never feel your arms around me is even harder

as i stared into your eyes, you asked me why i was about to cry, well babe it was cuz i already knew you were about to say goodbye..

4 a few moments you made me feel i actullay meant something to someone..

sometimes i wish i had never met you, then i could sleep at night not knowing there was someone out there like you..

loving someone who doesnt love you is like reaching for the stars you just keep trying..

The space between my fingers are there just for you!!

And now for all of my own quotes:

I ain't down for the count, just taking a 9 second break.-Me

Everyone is awesome in God's eyes, its just weather we listen to him or not that makes the difference.-Me

A man falls in love through his dick, and stays in love through his heart.-Me

The way i write a poem is i take a feeling, pass it through the heart, to give it feel, and then through the mind, to give it structure.(i thought this up when a friend asked how i wrote poetry.)-Me

The way i write a poem is to take a feeling, beat it into submission with a pen and force it onto paper.-Me (prototype for the quote above this one)

If you never understand my words, you will never understand my silence.-as far as i know i made that up

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, and he will be out on a lake all day drinking beer somewhere.-Me

The U.S. can always use another Taco Bell.-Me

The first 1/4 of our lives are ruined by our parents, if you want to ruin the second 3/4, have kids!-Me

He who leaves his door open must listen to what others have to say.-Me

And probably the funniest quote ever:

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a 'son of a bitch'.-Jack Nicholson