Welcome to Create-Your-Own... Biography! Please start with paragraph 1.
1. Is it night time or during the day? If night, continue on to Paragraph 2. If day, continue on to Paragraph 3.
2. Good evening, fellow worshiper of the word. Chances are you've accidentally stumbled upon my page, trying to get to some other web page. If this is right, continue to Paragraph 7, if not, continue to Paragraph 4.
3. I bid thee good day, and welcome to my humble shrine to self-discovery. I hope that you're day is progressing splendidly. If not, continue on to Paragraph 9, if so, continue on to Paragraph 5.
4. Oh, well then, it's an honor that you receive my work in such a positive manner that you took the time to look me up. Now, when reading a poet's poetry, some background information can be a blessing into the true meaning of their pieces. If you are interested in me divulging my secrets, then continue to Paragraph 6. If not, continue on to Paragraph 8.
5. Oh wonderful, I'm glad to hear it. Chances are you've accidentally stumbled upon my page, trying to get to some other web page. If this is right, continue to Paragraph 7, if not, continue to Paragraph 4.
6. How sweet of you to take an interest in me. Well, first off I am the President and Head Poet of the Creative Writing Club at my high school, even though I've been writing for only the last three years or so. I am a firm athiest in a very Catholic family, so religion and spirituality can be a bit touchy for me. I am... eccentric. A very out-there personality, but with down-to-earth virtues. I enjoy wearing button down shirts, jeans, a sports jacket, and fedora, so some might say I'm a stylish kind of dude. I am straight, but have no problem with homosexuals, nor bisexuals. That's where I do draw the line though. Lust for objects, animals, or children just doesn't sit right in my stomach, sorry. That's about all I can think of right now, but I would be more than happy to answer any (reasonable, as determined by me) questions you have. For now, go and enjoy my pieces and leave me a comment! Continue to Paragraph 11.
7. Oh, well, that's unfortunate. But, please, don't be so quick to turn away. I assure you, I don't bite. Why not stay for a bit, read a few of my poems, and leave me a few comments? If you will, continue to Paragraph 10, If you will not, continue to Paragraph 8.
8. You took a wrong turn, and were eaten by a lion. YOU HAVE DIED. Return to Paragraph 1 and try again.
9. I'm sad to hear that. I hope that I can help brighten your day with my poems, although truth be told, they're not all quite so cheery. Why not stay for a bit, read a few of my poems, and leave me a few comments? If you will, continue to Paragraph 10, If you will not, continue to Paragraph 8.
10. That's wonderful to hear! Now, when reading a poet's poetry, some background information can be a blessing into the true meaning of their pieces. If you are interested in me divulging my secrets, then continue to Paragraph 6. If not, continue on to Paragraph 8.
11. You've escaped the haunted jungle and eluded the killer! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! Now go and read some of my poems and leave me a comment, please.
1. Is it night time or during the day? If night, continue on to Paragraph 2. If day, continue on to Paragraph 3.
2. Good evening, fellow worshiper of the word. Chances are you've accidentally stumbled upon my page, trying to get to some other web page. If this is right, continue to Paragraph 7, if not, continue to Paragraph 4.
3. I bid thee good day, and welcome to my humble shrine to self-discovery. I hope that you're day is progressing splendidly. If not, continue on to Paragraph 9, if so, continue on to Paragraph 5.
4. Oh, well then, it's an honor that you receive my work in such a positive manner that you took the time to look me up. Now, when reading a poet's poetry, some background information can be a blessing into the true meaning of their pieces. If you are interested in me divulging my secrets, then continue to Paragraph 6. If not, continue on to Paragraph 8.
5. Oh wonderful, I'm glad to hear it. Chances are you've accidentally stumbled upon my page, trying to get to some other web page. If this is right, continue to Paragraph 7, if not, continue to Paragraph 4.
6. How sweet of you to take an interest in me. Well, first off I am the President and Head Poet of the Creative Writing Club at my high school, even though I've been writing for only the last three years or so. I am a firm athiest in a very Catholic family, so religion and spirituality can be a bit touchy for me. I am... eccentric. A very out-there personality, but with down-to-earth virtues. I enjoy wearing button down shirts, jeans, a sports jacket, and fedora, so some might say I'm a stylish kind of dude. I am straight, but have no problem with homosexuals, nor bisexuals. That's where I do draw the line though. Lust for objects, animals, or children just doesn't sit right in my stomach, sorry. That's about all I can think of right now, but I would be more than happy to answer any (reasonable, as determined by me) questions you have. For now, go and enjoy my pieces and leave me a comment! Continue to Paragraph 11.
7. Oh, well, that's unfortunate. But, please, don't be so quick to turn away. I assure you, I don't bite. Why not stay for a bit, read a few of my poems, and leave me a few comments? If you will, continue to Paragraph 10, If you will not, continue to Paragraph 8.
8. You took a wrong turn, and were eaten by a lion. YOU HAVE DIED. Return to Paragraph 1 and try again.
9. I'm sad to hear that. I hope that I can help brighten your day with my poems, although truth be told, they're not all quite so cheery. Why not stay for a bit, read a few of my poems, and leave me a few comments? If you will, continue to Paragraph 10, If you will not, continue to Paragraph 8.
10. That's wonderful to hear! Now, when reading a poet's poetry, some background information can be a blessing into the true meaning of their pieces. If you are interested in me divulging my secrets, then continue to Paragraph 6. If not, continue on to Paragraph 8.
11. You've escaped the haunted jungle and eluded the killer! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! Now go and read some of my poems and leave me a comment, please.
- Last seen on Nov 19 11:37 PM. Member since April 8.
- I'm a topaz horse poet for 16 comments.
- I am a 18 year old guy from Texas (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm slaving over homework.
- I have 16 comments, 17 poems
My Poetry
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Lock me away, with the spines and ink,
Its due tomorrow, will two be one?26 lines, 3 comments, November 10. In Life, Pain, Personal, Weird, Teenage thinking, Self, Anger, Depression -
Oh come on, baby, don't so this.
I'm still as good as I was. -
Flying, falling, flailing, flat,
Floor, face, "Fuck!"
