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CrazyJALA

My mom made me join.

  • Last seen on Aug 14 2:57 PM 2007. Member since June 8, 2007.
  • My mood is , and quote is "Treason was a word invented by the winners so's they could hang the losers.".
  • When I'm not writing, I'm Sane.
  • I have 4 poems

My Poetry

1 - 4 of 4
  • I've often wondered / whether we should allow / an old woman to raise a lot of kids, / in a shoe under conditions / that can only be described / as leathery. / ©1999 jala
    7 lines, 1 comment, June 8, 2007
  • I think that I have never seen, / a platter that was licked so clean, / as that on licked with fork and knife, / by Jack Sprat and his hungry wife. / Betwixt the two they made a deal, / that puts an end to beef
    10 lines, June 8, 2007
  • There are only three ways in which a man can wear his hair: parted, unparted and departed. / ©1999 jala
    3 lines, 1 comment, June 8, 2007
  • A bunch of the cows were mooing it up / in the cornfield, so they tell. / And, down in the meadow, / a big flock of sheep were raising a bit of hell. / There wasn't a way, on the godawful day, / of st
    26 lines, 15 comments, June 8, 2007. In Humor, Dark

Guest Book

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  • karabi on June 24, 2007
    You are so full of humour! It's a pleasure to read your poems. You are very gifted. Your mother did the right thing to make you join AP. I must congratulate her for her judgment.

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