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Poems dedicated to me

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The things below, are things i'll tell anyone, if you really want to get to know me ask me or read my poetry...
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Blader, Biker, Poet, Lyricist, worker with too much passion.

Fastest for a ticket I ever got on a bicycle was 32mph in a 15mph zone

Fastest ever on rollerblades was 52mph in a 30mph zone

Been a poet for 8 years, write of love and lack of and sometimes, random things that come to mind.

Name ~~ Daniel Jose Carrasquillo
Nicknames ~~ Berniece, CANDYCANE PIE!!!(ask for the story if you want it), Crazy Dan, Crazy Guy, David, DickHead(this is a name of victory for me so go ahead and ask me about it), Dunass(wierd story behind it), exorsist, Fido, Fred, Human Calculator, Hulk, Knuckles, Meanie Head,Meow mix, (Silly) mongoose,Ostracized, PorkChop, Prey, Powerhouse of Walmart(story behind it), Quesidilla, Sanjana, Sol, Solgier Boy, "THE MAN", "The wierd guy", Tonya (lol), Turtle, Twitchy,Vendor
Age ~~ 18
Height ~~ 5' 11"
Weight~~172 Lbs
Style ~~ I Be My own
Gender ~~ Male
Sexuality ~~ Straight
Birthday ~~ July 11th, 1989
Hair Color ~~ Black
Eye Color ~~ Blackish Brown
Piercings ~~ None
Tattoos ~~ None, but when i have a child i want their initials in a heart
Favorite Number ~~45
Favorite Candy ~~ None
Favorite Color ~~ Pitch Black, Blood Red, Midnight Blue
Interests ~~ Listening to Music, working, writing poetry, rollerblading
Hobbies ~~ Writing Poetry, Rollerblading
Other ~~ I don't want sex until I'm married, no joke!
Do you smoke? ~~ No
Do you drink? ~~ No
Have you ever been to a concert? ~~ No
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? ~~ No
Coke or Pepsi? ~~ I'll take a swigg of both in the same cup, thank you
Love or Hate? ~~ Love
Have you ever made someone cry? ~~ Yes, but i like stopping people from crying gooder
What are your Favorite Movies? ~~ I haven't seen a movie since 5 years ago
Have you ever kissed the same sex? ~~ No, nor do I plan to, guys, don't get any idas
Do you wear Glasses ~~ supposed to, but I don't
Do you have any pets ~~ 2 cats, tabby and calico

Relationships

[] I'm single
[]I'm in a relationship
[x] I've had someone cheat on me.
[x] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[not at all, that's the kind of thing i need in life] have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[x] I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
[] I've gotten divorced
[x yeah all the time] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x yes, and i love it, i don't know why] I am a cuddler.
[x] I love to flirt.
[x]I've been kissed in the rain. =]
[x]I've been kissed in the snow. =]
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[i'm a thesbian]I am a terrible liar.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[i just have to say i'm going out, other than that they never ask, their response: "don't die or we're gonna kill you"] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x who hasn't] I've cheated while playing a game.
[if you don't know it, you don't deserve to pass] I've cheated on a test.
[x in both meanings] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[x(speeding, they think i'm on something so they take me back to the station and make me take a drug test] I've been arrested.
[] I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol

[x(nyquil)] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[x(not anymore, i've been told it was diverted when they took me off the medication)] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[not anymore] I take anti-depressants.
[not at all] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose
[] I'm addicted to self harm
[x] I've woken up crying.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide

[] I'm afraid of dying.
[x you never get used to the pain of loss] I hate funerals.
[x 7 people] I've seen someone dying.
[x 4 people] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x 3 people] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x don't worry, i gave up] I've attempted suicide.


Random

[x] I can sing well.
[x(understatement)] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[Meh, here and there, only when they get in my way] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x technically we all do] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x(afternoon person, evening person as well)] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[nevur!] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x(when its long enough)] I twirl my hair
[] have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I love cpu Spam
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[x blood red and midnight blue] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x(i even brought a pillow)] I would/have wear/wore pajamas to school.
[who is that?] I like Martha Stewart.
[x I'm in the army] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x what does that mean?] I am in love with love.
[never ever evur!!!] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x(sometimes)] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly
[] I believe in ghosts.
[]I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[i get bit all the time] can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x very, but i wouldn't tell people that in person] I am really ticklish.
[x just give me chocolate, long as its not dark] I love white chocolate
[] bite my nails
[] I play video games
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[]I'm good at remembering names.
[im reli bad at it] I'm good at remembering dates.
[army basic training, army interigator, civilian police, get a wife and kids, die] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x]I have tried to join a circus and failed

[x] My answers are totally honest


AP Family:
Little Sis, fallenangel13

Stories Of Nicknames~~

Berniece, this one little asian girl named lisa calls me this and her friends only know me by this. It was a completely random start.

CANDYCANE PIE!!!, in the recruiting station for the army. A bunch of future soldiers and a sergeant were playing a game where we sing cadences but instead of going straight through we the future soldiers take turns and choose nouns. When it was my turn and people laughed so hard that they were on the ground. Many of them pissed themselves. And when everyone caught their breath, the sergeant announced "this is the game we'll be using to choose everyone's nicknames in here, Private Carrasquillo is now "CANDYCANE PIE!!!"(it was so funny because it must be yelled).

Crazy Dan, I've been called this since 8th grade and it has stuck. It all got started because I grew up so differently from everyone else, and therefore acted differently(crazy). Its to the point where more people know me as Crazy Dan than Daniel.

Crazy Guy, People are calling me crazy even before they know my name I'm just Crazy Guy. There is also this one guy whom even though he knows my name, calls me this.

David, People claim I look like The David(I don't see it at all) and many people used to know me as David. But then more and more people started calling me Crazy-Dan

DickHead, After the first time I told off my stalker I needed a drink. And in the time to the water fountain, she came over and was about to tell me something. And she asked my friends
"where's dickhead?"
"who?"
"Crazy-Dan, Dickhead, same guy, tell him I'm pissed off at him today and won't be following him."
Then they yelled at the top of their lungs "Hey Dickhead!"Many of them started laughing. And from that point on, if its casual talking to me. That group of eight or so will call me Dickhead. Its a name of victory for me. Especially since that's what they chant at times when they want me to do something especially.

Dunass, When I was a freshman. I knew there was going to be a point in the day where I needed to say "do I have dumbass written on my forehead?" So I had a friend write dumbass on my forehead. Only he didn't spell it correctly. And for two weeks I was called what it spelled "Dunass".

exorsist, I have a very flexible neck and can turn it around 180 degrees. And when I do that I'm called exorsist, that's also what they call the trick when people request it.

Fido, when I check out too many girls. I start to drool and my toung begins to hang out. Usually when I'm called "Fido" its followed or precieded by "down"

Fred, This one girl I went to visit. Called me Fred. For the next three days. People who didn't know her called me Fred. I have no clue why.

Human Calculator, I'm very good at math. And in math class they call me for answers as "The Human Calculator"

Hulk, I'd rather not discus this, if you get to know me then you can ask me about it.

Knuckles, I have very hard knuckles and I have never lost at bloody knuckles. In any way, I've even won agaist walls.

Meanie Head, One of my friends calls me this. Because I flirt with her, and she thinks its mean because she doesn't think of herself as dateable though I would date her.

Meow Mix, Same girl as above calls me meow mix. Because I can make some really realistic animal sounds, her favorite being "meow" where it makes her need to hug me.

(Silly) Mongoose, Same Girl again. This was before she called me meow mix, we made pet names for each other. I called her goose. And she called me Mongoose or Silly Mongoose when I was making a funny.

Ostracized, This is my old pen name.

PorkChop, I am Puerto Rican(they're food name is Porkchop). The Mexicans in my school I am also called PorkChop.

Prey, In K-7th grade. I was a favorite person to beat up. Even after I learned to fight. Because I didn't like to fight I prefered to run. But they usually caught me and I had to defend myself. While chasing me they called me Prey.

Powerhouse of Walmart, When I worked at walmart I was by far the strongest person there. I also began to run the place furtherly when I turned 18 and old enough to do every job.

Quesidilla, In the first week of Basic Training Drill Sergent Burger(my main drill sergent) is getting aquainted with us, going through the motions, saying our names asking where we were from, how much education we have etc. Well he goes to me asks where i'm from, what i did for fun(told him hung out with friends at the mall and played "get none"), my age and my education level. Then he goes to say my name "Karasa-- fuck it, i can tell ur spanish ur name is now Quesidilla" and it has stuck through basic and it is sticking semiwell here in AIT.

Sanjana, I'd rather not discus, get to know me first.

Sol, One of my exs called me Sol because I called her Luna. She's the only one that I will let me call Sol.

Solgier Boy, I'm in the army and some girls are calling me Solgier Boy. Started after the song Solja Boy became popular.

THE MAN, after I came back from a suspension of getting head(no i didn't) right outside the school. For weeks I was called THE MAN.

The wierd guy, Look at Crazy Guy

Tonya, Rather not discus...you know the rest

Turtle, When I rollerblade I wear my backpack. And when I have to put my rollerblades in there. Its huge and I wear my bag. I look like a turte in a way I guess. Because I have a huge back.

Twitchy, I have really fast reaction time. Where if it looks more like I twitched. This one is hard to explain. You have to see it to understand why I got this.

Vendor, I sell things out of my locker. And Before Crazy-Dan took hold of me for a primary name. I was called Vendor when people were looking for their caffiene or sugar fix.

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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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My Name is Lauren and I am Thirteen


My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
and today I was used... like a simple machine...
They grabbed me and beat me and kicked me for fun;
I woke up half dead when it was all said and done...

My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
and today I was used... like a simple machine...
They stripped me and hit me and thrusted some more,
by the same guys that I used to adore...

My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
and today I was used... like a simple machine...
I don't think they meant to hurt me this way...
maybe if I let them, they might go away...

My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
and today I was used... like a simple machine...
It was probably my fault... wasn't pretty enough...
Yes... that's why they were being so rough...

My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
and today I was used... like a simple machine...
They said they were sorry; wouldn't happen again...
all I should do is give in to them...

My name is Lauren and I am thirteen,
Today, I was the center of a rape scene...

POST THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!!!

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ABUSE!!!

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Rummor that has popped up.
None at the time.
Good I hope to keep it that way