"If your heart was broken you'd be dead... so shut the hell up." -Random person on internet.
Mah name is Crayon.Ninja (but you can call me Ninja... or Liz, I guess. Ninja sounds cooler though) and I'm the most awesome kid you'll ever meet.
Well... okay. The weirdest kid you'll ever meet.
I'm a highschool student by day and super hero by night. *Strikes a pose* I get myself in trouble a lot (most of the time it's intentional... or at least I'd like everyone else to think that) and there are quite a few people who hate my guts. Of course, the amount of people who don't like me may contribute to the amount of trouble I get in. And then there are all those teenage boys with raging hormones that can't seem to keep their hands off me...
Lol.
Okay, that was a complete lie.
Actually, boys don't usually think of me as a chick once they talk to me. I'm a unisex friend (yeah, there aren't very many of us left). Fun for males, females, or even those in between. They never have to worry about me hitting on them and I never have to worry about them hitting on me. And to top it off, I'm potty trained too.
...even though I wouldn't mind getting hit on every once in a while. Hey, last time I checked I was a girl. We have flirting programmed in our brains.
Crap. I'm ranting.
*ahem* Um... stuff about me... hmm...
I like long walks on the beach, surprise ambushes, and potatoes.
*Stares dramatically into the distance*
... Well, that's all I want to tell you about mysterious ol' me so if you want, feel free to message and ask me stuff. Of course, I'll simply laugh in your face and tell you to quit being such a poptard because seriously, who's creepy enough to ask some random person about themselves? For all I know, you could be a middle aged house wife with a strange obession with little girls and for all you know I could be a cucumber.
Mah name is Crayon.Ninja (but you can call me Ninja... or Liz, I guess. Ninja sounds cooler though) and I'm the most awesome kid you'll ever meet.
Well... okay. The weirdest kid you'll ever meet.
I'm a highschool student by day and super hero by night. *Strikes a pose* I get myself in trouble a lot (most of the time it's intentional... or at least I'd like everyone else to think that) and there are quite a few people who hate my guts. Of course, the amount of people who don't like me may contribute to the amount of trouble I get in. And then there are all those teenage boys with raging hormones that can't seem to keep their hands off me...
Lol.
Okay, that was a complete lie.
Actually, boys don't usually think of me as a chick once they talk to me. I'm a unisex friend (yeah, there aren't very many of us left). Fun for males, females, or even those in between. They never have to worry about me hitting on them and I never have to worry about them hitting on me. And to top it off, I'm potty trained too.
...even though I wouldn't mind getting hit on every once in a while. Hey, last time I checked I was a girl. We have flirting programmed in our brains.
Crap. I'm ranting.
*ahem* Um... stuff about me... hmm...
I like long walks on the beach, surprise ambushes, and potatoes.
*Stares dramatically into the distance*
... Well, that's all I want to tell you about mysterious ol' me so if you want, feel free to message and ask me stuff. Of course, I'll simply laugh in your face and tell you to quit being such a poptard because seriously, who's creepy enough to ask some random person about themselves? For all I know, you could be a middle aged house wife with a strange obession with little girls and for all you know I could be a cucumber.
- Last seen right now. Member since September 30, 2005.
- I'm a jade dragon poet for 254 comments.
- I am a 15 year old girl from Missouri (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm asking myself why I seem to scare everyone away.....
- Visit my homepage at myspace.com/thebraveandthetoastless
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- I am in the groups For Those Who Want To Improve Their Poems and Meet Friends At the Same Time, Girl Interrupted
- I have 254 comments, 6 contests
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Just someone who believes we should look up even when things are looking down69 lines, 2 comments, August 20. In Contest
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I figure you'd like a thank you for the mental scars
They go very nicely with the fact that the idea of love repulses me now50 lines, 1 comment, August 10. In Personal -
You thought you could hold me under, keep me blind Poor thing,15 lines, 2 comments, July 23. In Contest
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She was always scared of death. She would pray to god every night to not let her die in her sleep. She prayed the same prayer every night, reciting the words exactly the way sh
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beautiful tommorrow on August 14
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Wrinkling Mind on August 2
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ultimate beluga on June 17
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La Tua Cantante on June 7
invades your guest books because you know you want me to- We need to do something soon because it is summertime, and we need to catch up and get me off of this computer. I'm like plastered to it because we got high-speed. 
