Cookie Sasquatch• Show poetry

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whats craccin my name is matt...I am in love wit dis girl named Kimberley Kay Peterson....shes da best i ever had haha.... i love 2 sing and write songs and poems i am a nice guy but if u fucc wit me or my fam ima fucc u up.....ima kill u....im 6'5 280 pounds.....i aint gon play wit u ya digg? aight


*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much put this on your site


Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
(x) have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
( ) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
(x) I've run a red light.
(x) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
(x) I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
( ) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
( ) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
( ) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
( ) I've woken up crying.
( ) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.


Random:
(x) I can sing well.
( ) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news.
( ) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
(x) I am a sports fanatic.
( ) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
( ) I love being neat
(x) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue(blacc and blue cuz)
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
( ) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
( ) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games (sometimes)
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
( ) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.(be wit her)
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed




Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life

The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says 'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind, I dont like you because I love you, I dont want you because i need you, I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left, I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you, I chose my life because your always in it.






To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

For the girls who never find the right guy....
Current mood: contemplative


I'm Sorry--

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an asshole<<<<<

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy


I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you

Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can't just tell her
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

"I Am That Guy"

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.