Hey everyone. This is my second contest and it is completely the opposite of my first.
I will tell you some things about myself:
I am a Lesbian
I think bush is a sorry excuse for a president
I love RENT the musical
I am an actress
I love cats
I have a funky/gross/weird sense of humor
I love randomness!
Now please write me a poem that makes me laugh. I really need it cause my gf dumped me. No prewrites allowed. I want the poem to be sooo funny that you cant stop laughing as your writing it.
Rules: Have fun!
*read the whole description of the contest*
Make sure your poem is soo funny that you are falling out of your seat as your writing it because your laughing so hard.
O and *in the author's commet box please put in the phrase: " La Vi Bohem"*
so i know you actually read this. *You will be DQ'd if it is not in there.* if i see that it is not there you will get a 23hr notice and when i come back and look at your piece 24hours later and it is there then you will be ok. if not...sorry if this were a contract you would be screwed for not reading the fine print!!!
For the lack of entries i am now allowing pre-writes! I am really dissappointed though!
I will tell you some things about myself:
I am a Lesbian
I think bush is a sorry excuse for a president
I love RENT the musical
I am an actress
I love cats
I have a funky/gross/weird sense of humor
I love randomness!
Now please write me a poem that makes me laugh. I really need it cause my gf dumped me. No prewrites allowed. I want the poem to be sooo funny that you cant stop laughing as your writing it.
Rules: Have fun!
*read the whole description of the contest*
Make sure your poem is soo funny that you are falling out of your seat as your writing it because your laughing so hard.
O and *in the author's commet box please put in the phrase: " La Vi Bohem"*
so i know you actually read this. *You will be DQ'd if it is not in there.* if i see that it is not there you will get a 23hr notice and when i come back and look at your piece 24hours later and it is there then you will be ok. if not...sorry if this were a contract you would be screwed for not reading the fine print!!!
For the lack of entries i am now allowing pre-writes! I am really dissappointed though!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 21, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: I am soo sorry for the delay of judging!!! Next time have a contest i will have it at a better time. I made the mistake of starting it right before finals.
These were very hard to judge. They were all clever in their own way. Thanks for entering everyone!!!!
Entries [5]
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Don't ask?by victimofdeath 25 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 1 7:43 AM 2006. In Weird• Commented on by judge.
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There was a Frog that• Commented on by judge.
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I USED TO THINK THAT LOVEby MUSEconnieHUES 13 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 1 7:39 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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~starts to beat box something fierce~
.........• Commented on by judge.
Bronze trophy winner
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Hi, reading the above and your author page I thought, I have something that might amuse you, then I saw no prewrites, humour is not something I can turn off and on like a light bulb, lol, will you think about allowing prewrites if so let me know, all the best with your comp, hugs Di
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No.
But here is the thing masterblaster, If you enter a prewrite you are less likely to win my contest. The whole reason is to broadened your writing skills and give you a challenge! Challenge yourself and you might come up with something great!
So no. Im sorry but i can not allow pre-writes. I want to see how many people actually want to challenge themselves because i dont see much humor around AP. -
I put two links in the contest description to try and inspire you to a lighter mood. I suggest watching the movie on my myspace. You will love it if you have a weird sense of humor!
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LOVE THE CONTEST.I had such a laugh with this.THANX for helping me smile.PEACE
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hey there twisted desires thankz for making me think of something funny i usually dont
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Just might enter, shiny new niece.
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tis a shame about the prewrites thing.. i thought this was a great contest without prewrites, ah well you certainly inspired a new write fro me!!..
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i happy to be of service!
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Bush is the eldest son of former President George H. W. Bush and his wife Barbara Bush (née Pierce), born in New Haven, Connecticut. Bush’s family has been in the country since the colonial period, and he is a descendant of the Fairbanks family. His family moved to Texas when he was two years of age. He was raised in Midland, and Houston, Texas with his siblings Jeb, Neil, Marvin, and Dorothy. Another younger sister, Robin, died in 1953 at age three from leukemia.
Among his family, he acquired the nickname “W” (for his middle initial; later Dubya, a literal spelling of a colloquial pronunciation of the letter), which later became a common public nickname, used both affectionately and pejoratively.
Following family tradition, he attended prep school in New England, at Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts. He also followed in his father’s footsteps and was accepted to Yale University, where he received a Bachelor of Arts degree in History in 1968. As a senior, Bush was a member of the secretive Skull and Bones society, as was his father. By his own characterization, Bush was an average student. In May 1968, at the height of the Vietnam War, he entered the Texas Air National Guard. He trained in the guard for two years where he learned to fly the F-102. He served as an F-102 pilot until 1972.
In 1974, he obtained permission to end his six-year service obligation six months early in order to attend Harvard Business School, where he earned his Master of Business Administration (MBA) in 1975; he is the first U.S. president to hold an MBA. After graduation, Bush returned to Texas to enter the oil business. Two years later, he married Laura Welch, a school librarian originally from Midland, Texas. Their twin daughters Barbara and Jenna Bush were born in 1981. Bush is the only U.S. president to father twins.
Edited on Jun 01, 7:24 p.m. because ''. -
yay
i was the last enterence
lol i got lucky
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please don't dq me for forgetting until now to put the quote you wanted in the author comments. I just had such a crazy idea for a poem that i guess i missed some things. Sorry about that but hey, if you do, i understand, because i'm just happy this contest insipred me to write it, because i think it's really funny.
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hun i havent even begin to look ta the entries yet. im not going to till tomorrow. its gunna take awhile to judge these because i now have limited time. Dont worry. if its there by sunday your ok.
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it was my pleasure. and im going to tell you something that you should NEVER forget....with two sons you have to think of humor...otherwise you will pull your hair out and go insane! lol
much love,
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congratulations to the winners,and to twisted desires for a great contest!
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Congratulations to all the winners! sj
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Hi, thanks a million for the silver and points, was great fun,congraulations to the other winners, hugs Di
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No need for a thank you my fellow poet. You earned it! Thanks for writing a new poem for my contest!
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Thank you for the gold Helena, you're very kind. It's a very nice thing to come back to! Congratulations to Di and starsandmoonshine for their trophies. Thanks again.
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No need to thank me my friend! You earned it! You took time and effort to write something new. People who work hard in life will get a far greater payoff than those who just wing it. well...in my opinion!
~Helena~
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