Chocolate Dime• Show poetry

July 18, 2009

I've been here in California for almost a month now. I am having fun but at the moment am not in a very good mood. I suspect it's because I'm tired. Whatever. I accidentally stuck my hand in a moving ceiling fan today and it still hurts, and I'm sporting a big purple bruise. Ugh.

I really hate spastic keyboards on computers. While I'm typing this, there are many typos and I despise typos, so I'm going back and fixing each one. And if a find out later that I missed one, then...idk. Whatever.

There are a lot of lizards down here. I almost caught one the other day. I've always wanted to catch a lizard, because I'm told that certain lizards shed their tails when their caught so they can get away. That would probably be really freaky though, having a lizard take off leaving its tail in your hand. Blech.

I'm actually looking foward to school. I know. I'm weird.

And obnoxious. If I knew someone who acted exactly like me, I'd be so annoyed.

I'm going to bed now. Bye.

Fabang:

"Tastes like candy canes at Christmaaas!"

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June 20, 2009

SO GUESS WHAT??

I am leaving soon to drive to Portland so I can catch my 6 a.m. flight to Los Angeles! Yes, I know it is almost 11:45 p.m., but we're leaving around 1 a.m. because it's a long drive, and my lovely mother doesn't want to spend a ton of moolah on a hotel room. So. This means I sleep in de car. Yaaa..aay...yyy.....But yeah.

I shalt be going to my padre's house! Wh-hoo! And arriving on Father's Day, no less. Aren't I a great daughter?!?! Heh. Anywho, this was my status report for the time being. I should have a walkie-talkie... Bye, meh lovers!

Fabang:

"Did you just jackass me a question?"


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June 7, 2009

Is my birfday.

Fabang:

"Pow."


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June 1, 2009


I was gunna take all that stuff down from May 26 but I actually dig it.

Can yuh diggit?!

Oh lord. My birthday is in 6 days!! For all you stupid people who use your fingers to count, that means June 7. Juuuune seventtthh is my biiiiiirthdaaaaaay. Uhkay?

You guys know ze Beatles, right? Duh, everyone knows the Beatles. Ha. RIGHT?! Well you SHOULD. Cuz Penny lane is in my ear, and in my heart... da, dada dada dadaa, dada dadada sooomethin da da wahhhhh suburban skies.... Why don't I know that part? Huh.

I fly like paper get high like planes if you catch me at the border I got papers in my name if you stay around hey! I make em all day! bzzzbzzzbzzzbzzzbzzzbzzzbzz. Argh. Don't you hate when you can't remember the words? I just wanna smack myself.

I wanna frickin sundae!

That was my team name when we played "Jeopardy!" in Spanish today. We almost won. But then we actually did have ice cream. So everyone was HAPPY!!!!

I am sooo out of it. I slept for almost 13 hours last night. Cuz this weekend I went to my friend's cabin and we went muddin. Which, for all you people who aren't in the know, means driving your 4-wheeler through a bunch of puddles and soaking you and your friends. It wore me OUT!

Well, this is where I leave. And before I go, I'll leave the fabang.

"Fuck yoga."

Voila.




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May 26, 2009


Oh man oh man oh man. WHY?! I hate boys. They be pointless! ... and yet. Heeeere we go. Again. Well, what can ya do? Let's just say I'll be going to get a lot of pizza this summer.

I just realized how like, no one has been commenting on my stuff or talking to me. It's cause I've been away for so long! Waha! I'm sorry for the neglect. All you bitter Bettys!

Whoa. I just drifted off to La-La-Land again. Or Lauren-Land, as would be more fitting in this situation.

This is just pathetic. Will someone throw me off a bridge, please?

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Also lizards, as they are far too often overlooked as a very important organism in our ecosystem.

NOT geckos. That Geico gecko? Psh. Now HE is overrated. AND THEY CHANGED HIS ACCENT! Do you people notice that?? He's not the same as we was like five years ago. Fuck car insurance, I say.

Let's just everyone in the world drive into an obstacle and then laugh maniacally at the car insurance people. What now, car insurance people?!

Damn it. Lauren-Land. Again. I can not help it. I am a victim to my own vicious mind!
I'm melllltingggg.....

Agh.......blah.....gurgle.......daschnarwahhhh.......pff.......blehshmelger...........

{That was the sounds of melting.}

Coffee is the worst thing EVER invented! Except for, you know, like drugs, and alcohol, and the Yankees. {Cough cough.} Only this is, coffee smells really good. Cozy-smelling. You wake up in the morning and smell coffee, and you just feel...good.

Oh my lord! Coconuts! Gross. My cousin likes them. She is soooo gross for drinking that coconut. Bad Monika!! {Smack Monika with newspaper.}

You know. I'm totally talking to myself now. Any sane person would be lonngggg gone by now. It's just me and my cozy morning smells alone in cyber-world.

All you sane people can just get the fuck out. Mkay?

I like South Park! You always think a show is incredibly retarded until you watch it. And then you LOVE IT!! But yes. There's a steak in the dinner of your own mind.

Whoa. Did you see that?? "steak in the dinner of your own mind," what the hell?

Whatehhhhver. You're all just jealous. Move along now. Feel free to take a picture, they actually do last longer.

Believe me. I know.

Fabang!!!:

"Funk my chunk."

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My name is Lauren.

Me llamo Lauren.

Je m'appelle Lauren.

Ich werde Lauren angerufen.

Il mio nome è Lauren.

Eu sou chamado Lauren.

Моим именем будет Лорен.

我的名字是Lauren。

私の名前はLaurenである。

나의 이름은 Lauren이다.






Um. Do you get my point here?
















Melodies softly soaring through my atmosphere (yes, that includes Death Cab ) :
And there's a lot! Oh, and it's in a random order, by the way.


-Muse
-Coldplay
-Flogging Molly
-Mew
-Frou Frou
-Tokio Hotel
-Chester French
-Feist
-Mute Math
-The Shins
-The White Stripes
-The Raconteurs
-Rihanna
-Hard-Fi
-Jet
-Moby
-Franz Ferdinand
-Chicago
-REM
-Cake
-Ramones
-The Rolling Stones
-Madonna
-Nick Drake
-Remy Zero
-Nine Inch Nails
-BAJ
-Johnny Cash
-Seal
-Lily Allen
-Beck
-The Killers
-Felix Da Housecat
-Paramore
-Blondie
-The Postal Service
-The Bravery
-Jack Johnson
-The Veronicas
-Escape The Fate
-M.I.A.
-No Doubt
-Canse de Ser Sexy
-New Buffalo
-The Cars
-The Beatles
-The Cranberries
-Evanescence
-Tears For Fears
-Van Halen
-Led Zeppelin
-The All American Rejects
-Maroon 5
-The Hush Sound
-Maria Taylor
-Azure Ray
-Imogen Heap
-Freecreditreport.com commercial songs (=
-Davedays!!
-OneRepublic
-Kaiser Chiefs
-Boston
-Three Dog Night
-Journey
-The Donnas
-Weezer
-Everclear
-Adam Sandler's songs
-Oh, and like a bunch of others, but my mind is blanking.


And sorry if I repeated some lol
Yes. I love my music.
































































And now!
my wonderful
superboss
rock-your-sock
mind-blowing.....


AP FAMILY♥

AP Big Sister: Potato~~ Elaine is an awesome person, and I hope she's doing alright at college right now!!

AP Other Big Sissy: krystal balllll~~ Krystal...oh wow, she is one of the coolest people you could meet, and she is such a sweetheart. I love her to death!

AP Third Big Sis: First Forgotten~~ My wonderful Kattikins... I don't know what I would do if something happened to her...We are to peas in a pod and I would do anything for her. You harm one hair on her head and I will go Chuck Norris on your sorry derriere.

AP Sister: lil-2-late-2-save~~ I think she changed her name, but I forgot what it was ... Oh well, she's super sweet, and I'm lucky to have met her!

AP Sister: brokenlove-heart~~ This is Krysten, and she's a cool RL friend of mine. Love ya, Kitkat!

AP Lil Sis: TheLittleToaster~~Alena You rock my pink socks XD laundry joke...

AP Little Brother: Tyl3r~~ My lil brudder Tyler XD Fun to talk to!

AP Brother-In-Law: Peaceful Atrocity~~ Alena's hubby Josheh XD

AP Mistresses : Amana Araya Jabari~~ Amy...she is the nicest person anyone could EVER meet. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. I love you, Amy!!
Evelyn~~ I love her and you better not mess with her! Although, she can take care of herself so I won't have to kick your ass
Angel From Hell~~ Aw, Amber, my sweet wifey! She's such a sweet girl, you're lucky to know her. I hope you're not sick still, Amber!

AP Cousin: just-plain-crazy~~ Hmm, I don't really know her that well and she hasn't been online lately, but she's pretty nice

AP Cousin: odette lee~~ This is Jacky, she's one of my rl friends. She's a ball of fun luvs ya Jacky

AP Siamese Twin: Tweedle Dum~~ AAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S KALI!!!! She is like a poptart...Craaaazy good! XD I love ya, Twinneh

AP Fraternal Twinnie: breakingdawn-kitten~~ This girl, I am sooo lucky to have met! We share so much in common and she is soo sweet and awesome! Luffs you Alaura!

AP Fairy-God sister: peregrin~~ Oh my...where do I start? If you don't know Gwen, then you are missing out majorly. She is one of the strongest, most awesome people you will EVER meet. She has been through so much shit, and she has been let down in so many ways. She is so sweet and very very cool. If you EVER decide to fuck with her, you can expect lots of pain. I mean it. Gwen, I love you soo soo much! Never give up, hun.

AP Pet Mint Chocolatechip Dino: Leslie-is-dead~~ Aaahaha! This one...hoo doggies. Hehe this one never fails to make me laugh. We have so much fun being retarded. Love ya!!!

AP Puttykat: FrankFontaine~~ Oh lord...he's a firecracker kitteh all right





AP Friends I just wanted to mention (Random order)

1. Plastic Child~~ Ginger Ayle She's a total sweetie Loves you, Ayla.
2. The odd one~~ Glad I met her. She's a really cool person ^-^
3. AnatomyOfMe~~ She's really fun to talk to! XD
4. Oceanna~~ Even though we drifted a little, I'll always love her
5. xXseaXx~~ I can bring you chicken soup next time you're sick Chellie
6. xxsnakebites~~ Crazy Christina! She's a funny sweet awesome person!
7. Lostariel~~ She is so fun and sweet. And her poetry is da bomb!
8. mandikins~~ She was the first person I met on AP ^-^ She's very nice.



If you want to join my AP family, let me know. I will have to get to know you first, though, because I don't want to put total strangers in my family


























If you are really weird and actually want to read all that terrible babble I thought was poetry from long ago, wayyy down there in the list, you may. And yes. I am aware that they suck. Tee. Now, I'm not saying you are under any obligation to do that. In fact, I am rather pushing you away from the idea. And now I am rambling on just cuz I'm odd and cool like that. Just do whatever you want. Okay? Okay. Enjoy the show.












































Hmm....yep. That's about it. Hope you enjoyed spending a few moments of your life here. And if you didn't...it sucks to be you.