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Well hello there!  My name is Svetlana...I am originally from Russia where I performed a little sport called gymnastics ((*cough cough* 3 national titles *cough*)) but that was just a hobby.  When I got bored with the olympics and all that pish-tosh lollygaggin I decided to get my fat ass up and do something with my life!  This landed me in the country of opportunity - America!  I worked in factories for a few years while I adjusted to the change, losing 3 fingers along the way, but that's neither here nor there...by luck, I landed a starring role in the film Fast Times at Ridgemont High, have you heard of it?  Anyways, I played both Linda AND Mr. Hand, a little make-up was used of course, but not excessively.  That was a quick 2 week project.  Well anyway, by this time I was getting really frustrated with my lack of achievement thus far in my life.  And so, I became a stewardess.  The jet lag was a bitch but I fought through it - oh yes, I fought like a soldier in nam.  I met a lot of interesting people while flying, I was even a personal attendant for the Chicago Cubs Baseball team.  What a bunch of hotties I'm tellin ya.  Especially that Mark Prior, I don't think he realized I was 83 when he grabbed my ass but give or take a few years, what's the difference?  I must look pretty damn young if I do say so myself.  Anyways, I got fired from that job after partying with the boys too much, and "stalking" Mark.  I find it funny how loosely that term is thrown around these days...anyway, my restraining order keeps me in modesto, CA for awhile, so I'm going to be doing a bit of football coaching in this upcoming year - that is if my tryouts with the dallas cheerleaders doesn't work out ((cross your fingers for me)).  I'll let ya'll know how that turns out, but thats basically my life story.  Have a great day and enjoy your poem reading!

Any questions about who I am or how I am can be answered by simply listening to the following songs:

Hello by Evanescence
What I Really Meant to Say by Cyndi Thompson
Headstrong by Trapt

and probably more but those are off the top of my head, so there's me written much better than I could ever express


~Don't ever try to judge me dude, you don't know what the FUCK I BEEN THROUGH~

~These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real...there's just too much that time can not erase~

~When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears, when you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears, I held your hand through all of these years...~

~You were there by my side, always down for the ride, but your joy ride just came down in flames, cuz ur greed sold me out in shame~

~Back off! I'll take you on, Headstrong to take on anyone!~

~I lie inside myself for hours, and watch my purple sky fly over me~

                     
                                    ~I'm so tired of being here~