I write poetry, music, and stories. They help me explain what's going on around me. There's nothing else to say, really, at least about my writing.
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:
My favorite word is fuck. It has so many uses.
I love beer and whiskey. As a matter of fact I have one of each in front of me right now.
I sing in two punk bands: SMEAR CAMPAIGN and ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
I have a degree in english literature and theology, so, basicly, I am the most eloquent s.o.b. in the unemployment line. Actually, I am a preschool teacher.
I am a Reverend in many mail order churches, so if you want a cheap wedding, I'm your man.
Did I mention I love beer and whiskey? Oh, OK.
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:
My favorite word is fuck. It has so many uses.
I love beer and whiskey. As a matter of fact I have one of each in front of me right now.
I sing in two punk bands: SMEAR CAMPAIGN and ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
I have a degree in english literature and theology, so, basicly, I am the most eloquent s.o.b. in the unemployment line. Actually, I am a preschool teacher.
I am a Reverend in many mail order churches, so if you want a cheap wedding, I'm your man.
Did I mention I love beer and whiskey? Oh, OK.
- Last seen on Dec 3 6:41 PM. Member since November 25, 2003.
- I'm a jade dragon poet for 269 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "toeing the line between art and obscenity".
- I am a guy from Illinois (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Post-Grad slacker.
- Visit my homepage at myspace.com/cactus_matt
- I have 269 comments, 1 column, 60 poems
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MySmileIsARifle on August 20, 2005ok here's the deal,I think you should marry me. Not marry me and someone else..... Actually marry me....I have a 2 and a half year old son named Anakin he's really cool... ummm.... I also am a substitute teacher.... thats cool... and I also am a post grad slacker....we would be perfect together... I am also a Reverend from the universal life church.... it could be sweet think about it.
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Apparition on April 4, 2005Now, who wouldn't be drawn to a post graduate slacker? And if I ever marry a second time....I'll see if your free to do the
officiating. Drinks would be on the house. Well..in the house..but free to all attendees. Collars or not. Don't know..just saw the name it caught my attention. Gotta love a good sense of humor. -
Shadow Kitsune on June 5, 2004I read your bio at the top and thought 'What a strange combination' lol. A reverend that drinks and is able to put up with a room full of kids, not to mention play in a band. JEEZ, love to live it wild, huh? Lol.
