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R.I.P
GRANDMA ROBIN BROWN
I LOVE YOU!


R.I.P.
Andrea Lynne Brown
I LOVE YOU!
----she did not die of cancer but she was my bff and she passed away




boo!!!! i scared you!! hahahahhaha you bust me up laffin' lol!!!hahaha im sad cuz your on my page....i laugh cuz theres nuttin you can do to delete it!!!! hahahahaha any way about my siter cado.....she died...yeah sad...i know...JUST KIDDING!!! hahahahhahahahahahahaaha you all are soooo gullable!!!! all she did was change her name again but this time to... okay....so i forgot...she changes it every 3 seconds though lol she used to be sane psycho though ....for real too!!! hey lookiy!!! your shoes untied!!!! hahha you loser, you looked just kidding please dont leave me? my mommy will beat me....just kidding...but i will beat you...jk again!!! i love you all and enjoy my poems and i will try to get back to you but im not on that often...and check out my sis site!!!!

p.s.
my bro now has a site his name is happy noodle boy he has a funny poem on there check it out!! And join his noodle club for all noodles!!!


and have a happy day!!

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===== This is that little bunny...
(O.o)
==== the one trying to dominate the world...
(>"<) I tied him up, and cut off his foot
===== to give luck to the rusty spoon wielding squirrels.
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from my dear friend *(whatever she set her name to this time lol)* ^_^ isn't it great?


Nikki Nex

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lalalalalalaalalalalaa-laaaa-llaaaaa!!!!!! hehehe you like my singing? its bootifull huh? lol i bet ur a good singer too!! but my momma say im better and u guys only hate me cuz yer jelus!!! lol hehehhe if i were an egg id crack myself up!! hahahahaa there i go again...whew...it never ends...so why did the chicken cross the road?.....DUH!!!!! TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! lol whats with all this..."i dunno, why?" stuff?" jeez...why duz any1 xross a road..to get to the other side...lol huh....well i am losing it....literally...where are my keys...? ....nope not there....or there....here they are!!! in my hands lol...well l8er alligators!!!!!

~~~ Nikki Nex~~~

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Or if you had a bad day, why not enjoy a little telly?

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DO THIS ONE BY ONE! DONT LOOK AHEAD! THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!

1) Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3)your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more black or white?
6) Name of person of the same sex as you?
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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THE ANSWERS
1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) If you chose:
Red- you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- you are conservative and aggressive.
Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3) If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4) If you were born in:
Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate.
5) If you choose:
Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6) This person is your best friend.
7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time.
8) If you choose:
California- you like adventure.
Florida- you are a laid back person.
9) If you choose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour



so this guy went on vacation and his truck broke down by a monk monestary and had to spend the night while they fixed his truck for him, in the middle the night he woke up to amazing music. in the morning he asked where it came from, the monk couldnt tell him cuz he wasnt a monk. 4 years later he again broke down there, and spent the night and woke up the same music, again he asked what it was but they couldnt tell him. He said he was gonna turn monk to find out waht it was. so he had to count every speck of dirt and grass blade to be a monk. when he did that he repoted back and they said congrats! your a monk. so he asked where the music came from, and they took him this red door and told him to open it. he did and found a green dorr, then a blue, black, and finally an old woden dor. behind the door he found where the music was coming from, but he cant tell you cuz yer not a monk!!!! lol lol lol lol lol!!!



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