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Hi I'm Jen. BOwa.
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my fav. QUOTES:
1. Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men.
2. Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they're alright you are it.
3. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
4. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
5. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
6. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
7. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...(my sis would sing this to me)
8. I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to die in a fire of suspicious origin
9. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
10. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
11. The more you complain, the longer god makes you live
12. What part of "Thou Shalt Not...." didn't you understand? -God
13. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson
14. (fav)Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-Robin Williams
15. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.-mel brooks
16. (true)Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.-Mel Brooks



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A girl and guy were speeding on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people where on it, but only one servied. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't whant to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it ment that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!


92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

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HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
~I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
~I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
~I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
~We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
~I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
~I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
~I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
~I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
~We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
~I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
~I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
~I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
~I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
~I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
~I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
~I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
REPOST THIS ON YOUR AUTHOR PAGE IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!