Interesting things about me:
I have published a book, If you are interested in buying the book, "The World's Worst" is available at www.lulu.com. or direct link, http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/the-worlds-worst/5918988
I like to build mediveal seige weapons.
My new years resolution is always 800x600
I use to be good at skate boarding.
I'm still good at ping pong, In fact I went 6.5 feet back from table pips in with a Chinese guy.
I know a play in football that will always work, but I won't tell the secret.
I can type 147 non existing words a minute.
here is my bb gun:
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I have published a book, If you are interested in buying the book, "The World's Worst" is available at www.lulu.com. or direct link, http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/the-worlds-worst/5918988
I like to build mediveal seige weapons.
My new years resolution is always 800x600
I use to be good at skate boarding.
I'm still good at ping pong, In fact I went 6.5 feet back from table pips in with a Chinese guy.
I know a play in football that will always work, but I won't tell the secret.
I can type 147 non existing words a minute.
here is my bb gun:
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbb
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- Member since June 12, 2006.
- I'm a obsidian idea poet for 640 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Grab life by the pommel and start wailing.".
- I am a 20 year old guy (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm an earplug tester.

























































- I have 640 comments, 8 contests, 261 poems, 8 stories
My Poetry
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The World's Worst Bartender42 lines, 2 comments, November 7, 2009. In Humor
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Her beauty has no equal
Her beauty unparalleled37 lines, 3 comments, November 7, 2009. In Love -
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The World's Worst Air Traffic Controller41 lines, 4 comments, October 16, 2009. In Humor
My Stories
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Once every so often, a hero arises, one who is charming, sincere, energetic, chiseled in body as well as mind. His face shines like the sun1616 lines, 6 comments, February 10, 2008. In 600-2000 words, Humor
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The glaze of a memory shines like a star.6 lines, 4 comments, February 5, 2008. In <600 words, Other
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Being the only crook in a gated community, you tend to get on the bad side of the people who look like the monopoly dude.504 lines, 2 comments, January 24, 2008. In , Humor
Guest Book
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HaleyMary : Happy holidays! on December 20, 2009Merry Christmas and happy new year, Paul! Best wishes for 2010!

Peace and light,
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HaleyMary on November 27, 2009Happy Thanksgiving!

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HaleyMary on July 4, 2009Happy fourth of July.

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Haiku-bless-you : Hoodwink Day on May 14, 2009Bionic Poet,

You have been nominated by a friend to be Hoodwinked by our group, the Poetic Bandits.
It is our mission to promote good poetry and to lift the spirits of our fellow poets and be an encouragement to all here at AP. May you continue to write your thoughtful poetry here and be a blessing to others.
Dennis
Co-leader of the Poetic Bandits
