Big Monkey Woman• Show poetry

hey all I'm beth and thats all you really need to know I'm a bit of a random and thats reflected in most of my poems. So don't be too upset if you don't understand what they're actually about. That's ok lol


(\ /)
( . .)
c(''') (''')
ok this dude his name is Bob n he's awesome So copy him and paste him on to your page and you'll be helping him in his quest for world domination.

IF A SHOE IS COMFORTABLE AND YOU CAN WALK WITH DIGNITY IT'S NO GOOD

my fave bands and artists are:
* Good Charlotte
* Linkin Park
* Avril Lavigne
* the Veronicas
* P!NK
* Brooke Fraser
* Amy Studt
* etc. etc. (the list goes on and I don't want to bore you )

() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up (ick no!)
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying....
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke badly
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls (hahahaha)
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
[] I'm single (heck NO!)
[X]I'm in a relationship
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.
[X] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[] have a fear of commitment.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship. (no way thats so LOW)
[] I've been the cheatee
[] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've told someone I loved them (and meant it... )
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[] I've been molested and/or raped repeatdly by sumone i knew
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[X] I am a cuddler.
[] I love to flirt.
[X]I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] have kissed a stranger.
[]I am a terrible liar.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've shoplifted
[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (what? theyre yum)
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[] I'm addicted to self harm
[X] I've woken up crying.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.
[] I'm afraid of dying
[X] I hate funerals.
[X] Someone i know has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I can sing well.
[X] I open up to others easily. (depends who it is)
[X] I watch the news. (sometimes, depends if theres anything good on after)
[] I kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower. (really really badly...)
[] I am a morning person. (AS IF)
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar. (maybe a little...)
[] I am a sports fanatic. (hell no!)
[X] I twirl my hair
[] have "x"s in my screen name
[X] I love being neat
[] I love Spam
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well. (i guess i can make packet mix cakes...)
[] My favorite color is brown (ick)
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly
[] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (lmao WRITERS WORKSHOP!!!)
[X]I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate
[X] I bite my nails
[] I play video games (rarely depends on the mood)
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[X]I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[] have tried to join a circus and failed
[X] My answers are totally honest


lets get started...
do you sing in the shower: yes.. very badly 2

do you own a cell phone: duh yes

when was the last time you bough something: thursday

wat was it: cred 4 my fone

how many pairs so shoes do you own: gosh idk can't be stuffed counting them all...

wat color are your walls: brown (ick)

favorite emotion: love

most embarrising moment: not saying. tis too embarrassing 2 even put into words *cries*

ever got a mani/pedi: yea

farthest place from home: probs Melbourne

do you see the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty: wtf does that mean??

fav car: BMW

fav colors: black and pink

fav non-alcholic drink: pink lemonade

fav website: Myspace or AP

fav shoe company: idk probs converse

have you ever eating glue: yea when I was like 2

wats your favorite pair of underwear: myob lol

how many DVDS do you own: hundreds

is there a clock hanging on the wall in your room: nope

do u love your family: yep

any siblings: yea

wats ur name spelt backwards: ynahteb

have a crush: yea *blushes*

wat yah watching on tv right now: video hits

fav song: idk i've got 2 many faves so i can't pick just ONE..