Beauty Of Silence• Show poetry

HEYY (yea, i like saying it with a double "y") anyhoo, i'm a crazy person (but i'm not mentally ill or anything, so don't panic) i just like to have fun, and i'm not going under depression, i'm far from that. i'm usually doing something stupid, making a fool out of myself or bugging people, so if you're bored, hit a chat with me! i'll entertain you, unless i see an alien landing. Coz if that happens, i'll be the first to run for my life. ooh, and elmo rules, i'm gonna marry him one day. just saying. if you got this far without saying "omgosh, she's nuts" then i applaud you. You're awesome. Now go check out my poems thank you And, as for my AP family, sorry peepz, had to shift you to another page coz your awesomeness was just flooding my page. here's the link to my AP family: http://allpoetry.com/column/2350169

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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR (try them try them try them!)
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”


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WELL THANKS FOR READING MY PAGE, AND HAVE A GREAT DAYY (yes, i like to spell that with a double "y" as well)