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It seems I have nothing to write anymore. Although I shall try, from time to time. For now, however, my boyfriend makes me happy & I have nothing to say. 

Here I shall appreciate Michael Flanders:

"This is not a personal piece. It says M.f. at the top, it doesn't stand for Michael Flanders, it's a musical term. It means the song should be sung (intake of breath) Mit Feeling."

"If the Juju had meant us not to eat people, he wouldn't have made us of meat."

I'll sound like such a teen moron for this, but this is so brilliant:

'"What the hell kind of name is Donnie Darko anyway? Makes you sound like some sort of superhero or something."

"What makes you think I'm not?"'

"Love is not a victory march, it's cold and it's a broken hallelujah" - Mr Cohen

What do I have to do to make you realise that I am still me.
I haven't changed.

"Psychopaths can pass polygraph tests."

I am about to begin my three year course studying Maths at Essex University so please don't expect too much from me.

'South-south east, east.' - If you don't understand, then you should really read 'Brave New World' by Aldous Huxley - it's a very good book.

'"So there is something that frightens you" she said' - from 'Birdsong' by Sebastian Falkes.

Honest and harsh critiques are appreciated much more than simple 'wow, this is great' comments.

My favourite critiques (I will almost certainly add more):

1. This is a good critique, although it could probably have had something more to say about the poem:
'agogsmurf on Oct 05, 3:41 p.m.  
do you believe in the one big sign? 410 critiques, 22 poems. Currently online. said:
Like bottled homecoming on a train.
That.. probably doesnt make sense.
But I think I kinda really dug this one.
Yep...
sure did.
Sorry I haven't been returning comments lately... I've just been pretty comment-numb for the most part. I'll be back to leave bigger, better comments, extra fries for your trouble.   (reply?)'

2. This was just funny:
'deathbyechoice 3 minutes ago  
im dead 21 critiques, 27 poems. Currently online. said:
hahha nice
yeah tahts good
keep it up
boo yeah
baby   (reply?)'

3. Way to be diplomatic:
'degenerateone 1 day ago  
Glow in the dark handcuff's, how convenient 43 critiques, 19 poems. said:
To be perfectly honest, completely and utterly frank, i'd have to rename myself in the courts, however. This poem, sucks cock, its shit, sorry, and all, can't help but feel that way, sorry i can be constructive or anything   (reply?)'

4. This is probably one of the best critiques I've ever had:
'On Family, Flamearrows 4 days ago
Vox populi est vox dei 152 critiques, Poems. said:
'though - egad, inadvertant punctuation.

This has a compelling flow - each event in the short story is tightly linked, so the reader effortlessly moves on between each segment.

The concept you've used is a little cliched... the outcome and the father's thoughts are irritatingly predictable. While this story is simple and elegant because of this, you may want to attempt to develop the characters a little more - more insight into the mother's character before her husband comes home would be welcome, and add complexity to the sparseness of the current characters. All we learn is that the mother hits her children, likes Orwell, and is cynical about the plight of children in Africa - sure, I can accept the last two on face value, but striking her child across the face for little provocation? Your intention may have been to sketch out that character as cruel, but the reader requires a little more information than you have given to make the story click. Or at least, that's what I think.

flamearrows   (reply?)'

5. I just like the bit about the bunnies, probably because of the connotations of 'bunny-boilers', but yay, someone read a poem twice before commenting:
'MissSecret 10 hours ago  
To live like you were dying... <3 59 critiques, 17 poems. said:
This is very confusing, and i had to read it a second time to fully understand, but i got it right the second time.. i think... or at least i hope.
Very deep, strong, as with all words that come from the heart. Keep writing, and maybe next time make it a happy poem with little bouncy bunnies. lol
XoXoXoX . With dearest love . Angie <3 .   (reply?)'

6. This was another good comment:
' sadelmann 5 minutes ago  
Love is like oxygen 2835 critiques, 612 poems. Currently online. said:
I'll comment on the poem. This is raw and real and honest. Ironic how we can still want someone after all the water that passes over the damn dam. I think you have captured the frustration of that feeling very well. (oh, and I disagree with the maroon dude, too.)

Scott   (reply?)'

7. This was nice and intelligent and included personal interpretation:
' Odyssey 6 hours ago  
3497 critiques, 239 poems. said:
I thought this was an excellent take on option 3...mature, metaphoric, image rich - quite delightful to read, even with the hollow, melancholic tone - the realization that you cannot give to an earthly being for the love of something greater...some concept of better that you don't fully understand (that is what I read into the part about loving the sky). Second stanza by far and away my favorite, so rich it makes my eyes water. Excellent job, and best of luck in the contest.

  (reply?)'

8 & 9. Cruel to put these two up here, but they amused me:
'lalalolo11 4 minutes ago  
Your reward for making a cake is licking the bowl 80 critiques, 21 poems. Currently online. said:
wow. this poem is amazing. flowers for your great work! /f /f /f /f /f /f /f /f! this is awsome. you better get first in the contest  . i enjoyed reading it. great work. keep it up. great job. great write. lalalolo11..(Noor G.)    (reply?)'

'lalalolo11 3 minutes ago  
Your reward for making a cake is licking the bowl 80 critiques, 21 poems. Currently online. said:
ooppppsss. sorry i have no clue how to make a flower. i thought it was like that. pertend there are flowers. ok tanx bye   (reply?)'
   
10. I think this was their way of suggesting I change the category (nicely done):
'Hiraldo 4 minutes ago  
Once Bitten, Twice 3.1415 499 critiques, 55 poems. Currently online. said:
Throw another shrimp on the barbie, Barbie and get me a packet of kleenex' while you're there cause the tears are welling on my side of the 3rd rock.   (reply?)'

11. Just lovely:
' ian sawicki 14 hours ago  
Poetry. 309 critiques, 118 poems. said:
don't hold back, say what you really mean. i think your poetry is so fine just like an apple stuck to my toe er i think my brain is hurting. lalalalala have some points    (reply?)'

12. Because he's so brilliant at everything else, I have to keep a souvenir up here of a time when his brain evaporated:
' edpeterson666 on Apr 03, 9:08  
Try the cheese dip. I made it myself. 1416 critiques, 46 poems. said:
there is a nice bouncy Dr.Seuss flow to it and it sounds good coming off the tongue, rhymie in timeeee, blymie.

I must say though, that the meanins is lost on me. I thought i had it, but then i became confusled while i musled on what it was these words meant. ANd then there are the joneses and the was the role they boneses....ill shut up now.   (reply?)'

13. Just intelligent and includes cultural references in their interpretation:
'Jean- Paul on Jul 10, 2:10 p.m.  
244 critiques, 2 poems. said:
Nice observation of the oldest profession in the world...
Yes, we are all whores in our own simple or complex manner...
The glossy lipped girl on the corner, the corporate mailroom boy, the badly complected window attendant at a fast food emporium or the mother at home with a screaming brood who awaits her far too physical
mate's return. (He was just reason to leave the parental un-paradise where she was Cinderella...)
Pygmalionian virtues surface when the almighty dollar is up for grabs as child stars like Judy Garland, Michael Jackson and Natalie Wood become these prime examples...
Good luck in your contest entry...
Regards,
J+P
Edited on Jul 10, 2:10 p.m. because ''.   (reply?)'

14. A comment on the same poem as the above comment:
'Aaron Graf on Jul 14, 5:51  
281 critiques, 9 poems. said:
I'm a bit dizzy right now butt i lovved tha poem. keep t up ok.....   (reply?)'

15. I like this:
' sock monkey 7 on Jul 08, 4:33 p.m.  
why not? 2053 critiques, 138 poems. said:
I tip my widgeon to you. This is so tumultuously inspired. It's lyrical and paints a vivid picture of whatever the poem is about. Cheers! This is truly obscure.   (reply?)'

16. Every girl needs a pickled egg:
' ian sawicki on Jul 02, 12:26  
Poetry. 309 critiques, 118 poems. said:
this is excellent poetry - worthy of a good kicking hehehe i mean some clapping  tears and laughter - the good the bad the way of the wolrd. here have a pickled egg    (reply?)'

17. I love my food:
' kyew on Jun 26, 9:13  
Lets see how well I can fake liking your poem... 2165 critiques, 182 poems. said:
ugh, I wish I could get you away from rhyme!! lol

subject matter is back and forth but it adds to the confusion of it, making the poem I think.

not gonna go too much more indepth as I haven't had breakfast yet and I'm eyeing the fridge right now    (reply?)'

18. Just the most entertaining comment I've ever received:
' NeverGiveUp on Jun 24, 12:16  
Sanity is overrated 1957 critiques, 147 poems. said:
Wow, You took the time to read up on us, and then, unfortunately for you, composed a piece of crap. Oh well, you tried your best.  
Thanks for entering.    (reply?)'

19. Well this is definitely among the best critiques I've ever received, write them like this:
' edpeterson666 on Jul 07, 9:02  
Try the cheese dip. I made it myself. 1416 critiques, 46 poems. said:
kinda funny, barbie. a very strange little story that offers us nothing in the way of insight into you, but the situation is well painted, for the most part.

if this were mine, i would "cut" the last line. it ruined the ending for me. I think it would be more effective to leave it open ended with merely the implication that he would not be seeing you again...no need to be so explicit.   (reply?)'

20. This was nice, and, hey I took a stand against a vile and elitist contest and it got me some recognition so, yeah, go me! A good comment, which eventually got this poet onto my favourites (where he's stayed ever since):
' sadelmann on May 14, 8:00 p.m.  
We may never pass this way again 2707 critiques, 602 poems. said:
I don't know why no-one has commented on this poem. I like the way you write real sentences and don't twist your syntax in order to find a rhyme. This is a good poem, but I am applauding you (more than the poem) for taking a stand regarding that contest. You rock. BTW: I think you should choose three of my poems at random and then, after loving them, add me to the list on your author page (lol). I am that good. lol

Scott   (reply?)'

21. My friends can write sweet comments:
'Ice-babe54 on May 07, 4:32 p.m.  
Art is an expression of ones self, not another 150 critiques, 38 poems. said:
lol caz, cool rite n it reminds me of ur lovely song u chanted.. "you cant win friend with salad" lmao! tht was so majorly annoyin..th stupid tune made it stik in ya head 4 ages:| neways, brilliant rite, i like the way u used a salad 2 desribe feelings n blah blah. rock on caz!
jess xx   (reply?)'

22. At last, someone noticed (and a well-placed simile in a critique always gets you brownie points):
' theGazzelle on Jun 11, 6:58  
Dysfunctional, but willing, servant of The Lord. 400 critiques, 49 poems. said:
Wow! This is powerful! What really strikes me is the skipped space before the last line. It's a subtle little pause like that that really brings the whole piece together. It's like the quarter-note well-placed rest in a musical phrase.   (reply?)'

23. Clever and funny:
' chasingtheday on Apr 29, 10:56  
spill ink and laugh 4595 critiques, 1507 poems. said:
i sat in class sometimes. most of the time though i just wandered the halls or went into town and drank cider and sniffed glue and other mad days. sometimes i wonder if i ahve ever really thought.   (reply?)'

24. Just clever and very kind, considering this was a terrible poem:
' Bohb on Apr 08, 6:20 p.m.  
"Science is We, Art is I" 2919 critiques, 57 poems. said:
I like the phrase "filling the void that doesn't exist with worthless treasures". I think many of us go through life in this manner -- desiring something we really don't need because of a perceived void that doesn't exist. Today's advertising professionals target that void and try to sell us happiness wrapped in plastic that's good for all of 5 minutes (or until the batteries die).

Good write with a depth of thought.   (reply?)'

25. To all you contest hosts who don't read or comment on the entries, just take a look at my favourite contest host:
' unfathomable on Apr 05, 3:19 p.m.  
i was born. i live. i will die. 2656 critiques, 267 poems. said:
only 66%? think you're too normal...sorry you're too normal...disqualified...
JUST kidding!
i still have you beat though!
and you are welcome for the read/comments. what kind of contest host would i be if i didn't read and comment!?
~liz   (reply?)'

26. This amused me for days:
'brighteyes572 on May 23, 11:59  
no lies, just love 195 critiques, 20 poems. said:
Ugh, my english teacher's always blabbing on about how we should read 1984. . .I guess it's a good book or something.

Maybe if I'd taken his advice, I'd have understood this poem . . .   (reply?)'

27. My friend's helpful response to a poem of mine:
'Artemis on Feb 12, 4:09  
Love is a death threat 246 critiques, 169 poems. said:
Now this is the kind of poem you should be writing...."abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me..."
And again......."abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me..."
And again...
...."abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me..."
Just so you get the right idea... and again...
...."abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me..."
 (reply?)'

28. And one more, just for fun:
' New Massacre on Oct 26, 2004, 10:05  
Buried Alive Behind Enemy Lines 2558 critiques, 157 poems. said:
Ummm...

Your author comments made me not really want to leave a comment here now, sorry...

 (delete?)       (reply?)'
Oh, the irony...

This is me, this is the mess inside my head,
This is my revenge, these are the tears I shed,
This is for you, for the world to see,
because everything in this poet, all of her is me.

Bear that in mind.

A few of my blind ambitions:
1. Become a maths teacher
2. Discover something incredible
3. Get married to a man I will always love who will always love me 
4. Debate or act all the time
5. Publish and sell several copies of something I've written
6. Have two daughters and a son
7. Live in a big house in the country
8. Die happy and unafraid

At times I can be morbid, at times I enjoy frightening people. I've always been different, but unable to work out whether or not I'm weird. I've always been unhappy, but occasionally happiness infects my system (it doesn't happen often 'though). Some people like me, ask them why because I don't know. Other people dislike me and I can sympathise with them more. I'm so insecure I feel like I could break at any moment, yet I am confident and proud of who I am. Recently I've discovered how much I like psychos and blood. It disturbed me to start with, but now I've got over the initial shock. Oh, and for all of you who think that 'psychopathic' is a word, it isn't. You mean 'psychotic'. I know 'psychopathic' is officially a word, but it shouldn't be.

One of my friends suggested putting people he doesn't like into a cage where small children would poke them with sticks. I liked the idea, so I expanded on it:
My cage would be very small and the bars and floors would be red-hot. Small chickens (I misunderstood) would poke the people inside with sticks. These people would be wearing rags and barefoot. The cage would be filled with armoured psychotic rats (armoured to survive the heat). I've decided to include a temperature control switch as well that I could use. Oh, and if this scares you, then it's a very good job you can't read my mind: you'd be terrified.

In case anyone's read that critiquing column which offers no space for critiques, I feel like screaming X + Y = X + Y, NEVER does it equal XY. X times Y = XY. Okay, I'm over that now.

Yep, I'm a bit of a sadist and I have a habit of falling for psychos who don't give a damn. So if you find anything remotely sadistic/psychotic on here, you'll know why.

I think this describes me pretty well:

And I'm glancing over my shoulder,
To find out if it's real,
I'm sure you'll understand,
This isn't how I feel,
Hear the distant colours,
Which scream upon your soul,
Echoes through the silence,
Harmonies keep you whole,
And I'm living through this music,
You wouldn't understand,
The touch of my world,
If you had held my hand.


I waste all of my time on this site, I think I'm becoming addicted... Either that or I don't have a life. Probably the latter.

Contest history:
Gold: 'Kill the conformists!!!!!!!'
     'Alone'
     'Alone in knowledge' (in a previous contest)
     'Picture Perfect'
     'Separate powers'
     'Lucinda'
     'Necrophile'
     'Adversity'
(I have no idea where the other gold trophy came from but I did delete a lot of stuff the other day.)
Silver: 'Why, Bush? Is oil really that important?' (in a previous contest)
       'Infatuation'
       'Alice'
       'Over you (experimenting in the clouds)'
       'Deposition'

       'Ashtray'
Bronze: 'Stiff upper lip'
       'Empty Passions'
       'Liar liar'
       'Affectionate monsters'
       'David'
       'Plastic role model (fantastic marketing)'
       'Bus'
       'I care'
       'This isn't what I wanted'
       'Pink'
       'Blown Glass'
       'Before it's begun'
       'Stiletto Charming'
(I have no idea what the other bronze was for.)
Honourable mentions: 'Why won't you tell me?'
                    'It Was You' (in a previous contest)
                    'Life is for living, not for winning'
                    'School cell'
                    'Don't sell out.'
                    'Barbie'
                    'Murder'
                    'Unforgiven'
                    'Phi'
                    'At 3am'
                    'Gutless'
10th place: 'Whole' - 'Barbie wrote a simple, short but lyrical and satisfying piece that makes a statement on youth that is fresh and a bit disturbing. I would have rated it higher if she had titled it so: wHole.'
Most scathing critical comment: 'The Greatest Review Ever' - I am absurdly proud of this. Go read. Now. *Points.*
'Happiness is being twisted inside'

I like rambling.


A rose has thorns. (Like you didn't know that one?)

But then again, thorns have their roses.


P.S. Sorry we forgot you Sneddo - ROCK ON!!!  


P.P.S. These are my bestest friends, so check them out:
     
      Artemis         - a great friend, too depressed though - be happy!
      ice-babe54      - absolutely lovely, a great friend
      mikeysbird      - lovely, a great friend and oh so stylish
      Crowfoot        - a really genuinely wonderful guy and friend
                       (although the cages were his idea...)
      hole            - an amazing friend, so amazing I'm constantly
                        jealous of her, sorry!
      my name here    - hahahahaha! Funny and good fun.
      Yunaleska       - a wonderful friend, learn to love yourself!
       Nanase          - she's just, well, Rosie
      magicwillow - a very sweet guy and a lovely friend
      Blackwidow - an amazing girl and very funny
      Psyfreak2k  - a lovely guy, a bit weird but lovely anyway
      Acyteline wishes - a friend of mine - I don't know why     
                                we're friends, I just know that we are
      the one mellor - a funny man

   

P.P.P.S. These poets are cool as a fridge, if you do not love them, I will be incredibly offended:

      Scott Adelmann - the best love poems, and his humour is wonderful
      edpeterson     - the best freeverse poet and a great critic
      chasingtheday  - hilarious and beautiful arty poems (and foody
                       comments! )
      kyew           - intelligent conversation, prose and poems, an
                       interesting guy
      ian sawicki    - see chasingtheday
      theGazzelle    - nice guy and great comments, some great
                       metaphoric poems
      unfathomable   - lovely woman, absolutely lovely
      agogsmurf      - genuinely insane, and I love it!
      Bohb           - amazing techno poetry, and some beautiful human
                       poems too
      plinkyponk     - hilarious, and brilliant comic timing with
                       bizarre randomness
      windhover3     - beautiful intelligent poetry and comments, also
                       loves the Billy Joel album - 'The Stranger'
                       
      shastadaisey123 - brilliant poetry and some really lovely comments
      wattle         - Amazing prose and some great poetry, wonderfully
                       complimentary comments and great conversation
      amica          - wonderfully lovely woman, beautiful poetry
      l a bennett    - amazing talent with rhymes, forms and meter -
                       excellent poetry
      zara           - beautiful poems and skilled in forms, lovely  
                       person
      pisces iscariot - great humorous and thought provoking prose,
                        poetry and comments
      flaming orbs    - see above
      Yemassee        - hilarious, with great stories
      Menohir         - if only he wouldn't write Haiku - grrr! Yeah,
                        nice guy - good poet
      NeverGiveUp     - Good poems, and an amusing contest a while back
      TinyDancer      - lovely, really sweet
      malobole        - nice, good poems and good comments
      innocence lost  - really sweet, some great angst poems
      crazycoconut97  - sweet, and some great poems (especially the weed
                        one!)
      Magic Bullet - just 'cause

      The Lone Gunman - he's cool too

    THANK YOU for visiting, please return some day. Barbie. Xx

Lol, I feel so Britishly English - almost everyone else is from America!!

This is my favourite poem/story of my own:

allpoetry.com/poem/679518

Feel free to take a look at it.

As I'm a Billy Joel fan, I feel inclined to include some of his best lyrics on my author page. So, here you go:

'Don't go trying some new fashion,
Don't change the colour of your hair,
You always have my unspoken passion,
Although I might not seem to care' - from "Just the way you are"

'And the waitress is practising politics,
As the businessmen slowly get stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness,
But it's better than drinking alone' - from "Piano man"

'You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right' - from "You may be right"

'It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need' - from "Sometimes a fantasy"

'Don't wait for answers
Just take your chances
Don't ask me why' - from "Don't ask me why"

'But you are still a victim
Of the accidents you leave
As sure as I'm a victim of desire' - from "Don't ask me why"

'"Don't you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lotta money."
It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me' - from "It's still rock and roll to me"

'There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna
I don't want anyone new
'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna
There's nothing in it for you
'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna' - from "All for Leyna"

'No, I don't want to be alone anymore
And, I want you tonight
Although you hurt me before' - from "I don't want to be alone"

'Your eyes are saying talk to me, talk to me
But your attitude is "don't waste my time"
Your eyes are saying talk to me, talk to me
But you won't hear a word 'cause it just might be the same old line' - from "Sleeping with the television on"

'All night long, all night long
We're only standing here 'cause somebody might do somebody wrong
All night long, all night
And we'll be sleeping with the television on' - from "Sleeping with the television on"

'Here I go again
Looking for your face
And I realise
That I should look for someone else
But you were the one
You were the one' - from "C'etait toi (you were the one)"

'looks like another suicide
She wants to hit those bricks
'Cause the news at six gotta stick to a deadline' - from "Close to the borderline"

'Life is tough but it's just enough
To hold back the tears until it's closing time' - from "Close to the borderline"

'I don't change channels so they must change me' - from "Close to the borderline"

'No, I didn't start it
You're brokenhearted
From a long, long time ago' - from "Through the long night"

'She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin'
Blame it all on yourself
'Cause she's always a woman to me' - from "She's always a woman"

'You've given me the best of you,
But now I need the rest of you' - from "This is the time"

'But she's so good with her stiletto,
You don't even see the blade' - from "Stiletto"

'Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true' - from "Vienna"

'And you know,
That when the truth is told,
That you can get what you want,
Or you can just get old,
You're gonna
Kick off
Before you even get half way through' - from "Vienna"

'I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun' - from "Only the good die young"

'You didn't count on me,
You were counting on your rosary' - from "Only the good die young"

'Stained glass curtain you're hiding behind
never lets in the sun' - from "Only the good die young"

'Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual,
What if she figures out you're not very smart?
Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal,
Boy you've got to get it settled 'cause she's breaking your heart' - from "Modern Woman"

'You can walk away from your mistakes,
You can turn your back on what you do
Just a little smile is all it takes
And you can have your cake and eat it too' - from "Everybody loves you now"

'Look at all the people gather round,
Isn't it a thrill to see them crawl?
Keep your eyes ahead and don't look down
Yeah, and lock yourself inside your sacred wall' - from "Everbody loves you now"

'This is what you wanted, ain't you proud?
'cause ev'rybody loves you now' - from "Everybody loves you now"

'These days the edges are blurred,
I'm old and tired of war,
I hear the other man's words,
I'm not that sure anymore' - from "Shades of gray"

'It's been a long time coming, but she's feeling like a woman tonight' - from "Stop in Nevada"

(I would write all the lyrics to every single one of his songs but it would take forever.)

Hope you liked.

Billy Joel songs that remind me of me:
'Laura', 'She's always a woman', 'Everybody loves you now', 'You may be right', 'Vienna', 'Modern Woman', 'Stiletto', 'Sleeping with the television on', 'Through the long night', 'It's still rock and roll to me', 'An Innocent Man' and 'This Night'. There are quite possibly many more as well.

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For those of you who made it this far, congratulations. Here are some of your predecessors:

Nanase
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Night-serpens
haikumonk
Artemis
maroon
Shifty
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(I've missed out loads here, let me know who you are so I can add you.)

I crown kyew King of my author page!

Yunaleska is Queen.