BUTTERFLYxoxo• Show poetry

"Sometimes, to get what you want, you just have to get down on your knees."

"Smiles and make up. They cover up so much these days." - Chelsea

"Sharpies. Sniff the rainbow." - Chelsea

"They're easier to stalk when you're sober." ~Ash

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

"The Breakfast Club was a warning people!"

"The good die young. PRICKS live forever!"

"You know, I'm pretty sure that the pledge kinda says that we have the right to do whatever the fuck we want. Including not standing for it." ~Kit

"I'm not going to try to kick her ass. Cuz she would prolly kick MY ass." ~Ash "Not if you have a baseball bat. It's not playing dirty. It's just winning." ~Kit

"I'm serious. They just see it as playing dirty because they lost. I mean, if I know I can't win, I'm going to use any means I can. fuck, bitch, this is a fight." ~Kit

"A new game! Nuts to the face!" ~Chris

"Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They'll think you're a fairy because your snot is crystilized. Look! It's pixie dust!" ~Chris

"Her tongue has turn signals." ~Chris

-Chelsea with her little group of souls up in heaven talking about her funeral; she's being used as a puppet- "Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that?!" ~Random soul
"What?" ~God
"We didn't call you here." ~Chelsea -starting to whisper- "Thinks he's so cool. Pft. Water." ~Chelsea
"Yeah. fuckin' attention whore." ~Random soul

"Look at him cussing! Circle, triangle, X, square!!" ~Chelsea

"Words taste like peaches today."

"Hey Bill! Did you hear what happened to Steve?!" ~Steve "Uh... You are Steve." ~Bill "I am Steve? Then that means..." -looks under blanket at broken pelvis; screams- ~Steve

"Yeah! Nuts are flying!" ~Chelsea

"Boob hump!" ~Sara "Uh! Uh! Yay." ~Chelsea

"I just enjoy pissing him off. I don't know what I say." ~Ash

"That's not an awkward sound like we're all about to be poisoned." ~Kit

"Square you!" ~Chelsea

-trips- "Aw... X." ~Chelsea

"She's like our drug dealer. =3 With M&Ms" ~Kit

"How do you always find an excuse to get spontaniously naked?!"

"I've been cleptoing. The cheaper way to shop!" -sing- ~Chelsea

"I'm gonna square your hypotinus later. Wait... does that mean I'm dividing your legs, or we're just gonna have kids?" ~Chelsea

"No one wants to square my hypotinus, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane." ~Scott

"I'd take your shirt off on the bus." ~Chelsea
"And I'd let you!" ~Kayla

"Square you, quadrilateral!" ~Kit

"If true love finds you, set it free. If it returns, put several 8-inch blades in its head. If it returns again, run... Just run." ~Arin

"How did our belly button get up here?" Kayla
"Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks." ~Chelsea

"Pick a color, 1-10!" ~Chelsea

"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chelsea

"Time is running out. By which I mean, I'm tired of looking at your face."

"Starving to death. Can't make it. Sideways smiley face."

"Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?" ~ Chelsea
"Bitch, you'd better sterilize that thing. I'll be damned if I die with aids." ~Kit

"Chris! Would you rather replace me as her boyfriend, or her as my girlfriend?! Or... boyfriend... or whatever." ~Kit
"How about I get rid of you and rape her. Or. Wait! Rape her and keep you! Or! No! I'll rape you both and keep you both!" ~Chris
"... What...?" -looks at Ash- "So... is he both of our boyfriends now?" ~Kit
"I... guess so..." ~Ash

"He didn't have that 'I just found a random thong with a phone number on a note in it tied to my windshield' kind of look." ~Kit

"Racism? Hardly. Supidity isn't a race."

"You shoot me in the face, I'll kick your ass!"

"OH! It's funnier now that I get it!" ~Sara

"Chill your panties!" ~Ash
"... That'd be cold..." ~Kit

"I only like coloring when I'm stoned." ~Kit

"A prayer is really anguish in disguise."

"Procrastination is like masturbation. It's all fun until you realize you just FUCKED yourself."

"It didn't do that last time." ~Sara

"Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?" ~Sara

"People are gonna start calling me 'butter boob' now." ~Kayla
"Not if you don't tell them." -blink- ~Kit

"By the way... I'm not watching a video of Cristina Scabbia dancing and picturing her naked." ~Kit

"I thought you said that you were dry imagining it." ~Kayla
"What?!" ~Sara
"Yeah. Well... I'm wet imagining it." ~Kayla

"Nothing's too kinky for the corner!" ~Sara

"I'm an unruly little hoe!" ~Kit

"I'm so immature. She said 69, and I giggled." ~Kit

"I would so kill myself... if I could survive." ~Kit

"They're going to mass produce electric cars." ~Ash
"Fuck ya! ...why?" ~Kit
"Gas prices" ~Ash
"Fuck ya! Gas prices suck!" ~Kit
"But then you're going to add another 200 dollars to your electric bill!" ~Ash
"Lets solve one problem by causing a bigger one! Fuck yaaa!" ~Kit

"You are a French whore." ~Kit
"But I'm not fully French..." ~Kassie

"The one day I wear underwear, I get a wedgy." ~Ash

"She wears the same shirt, like everyday." ~Ash
-Nod- ~Kit
"I LOVE your eyelashes..." ~Kassie

"I like cake, guys!" ~Kit
"What?" ~Mom
"She likes cake... Guys. Not guys made of cake. Not even guys that MAKE cake. But the actual product of cake... Guys." ~Dad

"How many tickles does it take to get to the center of Katrina's soul?! 20. Yes. 20." ~Tillz

"That totally looks like something Katri- Ew. I got a whiff of it. =/" ~Kassie

"I have an issue with eating in front of people." ~Quila
"I don't have a problem eating you in front of people." ~Kassie

"I'm asking because I'm going to use you later." ~Kayla

"And so there I was. Spitting on my goldfish. Trying to keep him alive." ~Chelsea

"You'd better quit smoking! I'll be damned if my grandbaby comes out with flippers!" ~ Dad

"If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"I'm gonna get that freakin' fan thing that goes in circles." ~Katie
"It's called a fan!! =D" ~Kit

"I'll just go get my Mickey shorts. Let 'em roam up my butt crack." ~Katie

"My boob's in the way. I had to shove it back into my shirt." ~Kit

"Trina... are you the type of girl who walks into a chair and says 'sorry'?"

"Give me something heavy to put in front of it. Not your boobs, either." ~Katie

"It was red. So I poked it, and it hurt. =/" ~Katie

"Haha, you know how you were talking bout OCD? Well, it should actually be CDO.... (in alphabetical order. XP)" ~Ash

"Who tells the truth on those dating sites anyway?" ~Tillz
"At the end in the comments section, write 'I suck'." ~Shawota
"That might get you a date faster." ~Tillz

"For Halloween... I wanna go into an alley in the ghetto with a white sheet over my head." ~Pookey
"... Riiiiight..." ~Kit

"Hillbillies like the american flag! =D" ~Pookey

"If batman was a person, he'd be ADD." ~Kori
"That's insane. Batman's a very focused individual." ~Tillz
"What?! I was talking about the dog." ~Kori
"... Oh." ~Tillz

"I heard the rape and molestation rate is higher here than in Columbus." ~Kori
"Oh really?" -flash-dream-thing- "Hey Bill, what's up?" "Nothing much. Bored." "Oh really? What are you gonna do, man?" "I don't know. I think I'm gonna go fuck an 8 year old." ~Tillz

"You are made of AIDS and fail."

"My mom has a fucking cape. She's a super cool hero. =)" ~Kit

"Your shirt shrank in the wash... because it's made of cotton... and you're dumb." ~Psychostick

"God! How much blood do I have in my chin?!!" ~Chelsea

"Ewww! You two are gross! I don't want to see you two kissing! So, did you guys bone, yet?!" ~Seth

"I thought you had an idea." ~Chelsea
"That was before I drew the shitty star. I'm gonna do it better this time." ~Kayla
"In other words, get ready to stick your fist in your mouth again." ~Kit

"Drinking drinking till the ship is sinking, gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing. I'm pirate. And I'm here to steal you~!" ~Bradley

"I can't find my underwear." ~Kayla

"Is this the one that he looks like he has two arms?" ~Sara
"Uhm... People normally do, Sara." ~Kayla

"This is the end. Are you sure you're comfortable with doing this?" ~Kayla
"I'm not comfortable with the fact that you said 'the end.'" ~Sara

"I feel dead. “ ~Kit
"That is because you ARE, you damnable wrongdoing against the Church of the good Pope and God himself! Abomination! Demon! May the nature of your deeds reflect the judgment bestowed upon you by the Father. Now go, demon, back from whence you came!!!" ~Waldo
"My mom? It took me 9 months to escape from that cell. =/ I am NOT going back!" ~Kit

"I wonder what the guy in titanic feels like. You know, who's only line was 'AICEBURG!!1111!!'" ~Tillz
"I'd feel pretty shitty. I mean, he only gets one line, and it's the line that lets everyone know that they're all about to die. That's a lot to put on one guys shoulders. Poor bastard." ~Kit
"I was going to say the same thing. All those negative feelings associated with him. What if he didn't tell anybody the boat was sinking? And they were just ok with bein shaken the hell up. 'What just happened Bob?' 'Oh? huh. Oh nothing. Mm.'" ~Tillz

"I'd of found something to float on. Fuckin, hell, anything. And put on all the clothing I had to keep somewhat warm. OMG I'D OF CLIMBED THE ICEBERG XDDD" ~Tillz
"OMG YES!!!" ~Kit
"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT!?!" ~Tillz
"Uhm... They were all about to die. Yeah... Pretty sure that would be it." ~Kit
"If I was about to die, because a giant metal thing hit an apparently harder than metal floating for hundreds of years in the ocean kind of structures.. I'd be like. Hm. Maybe it'll hold my weight? Like, since it fucked this boat up and doesn't look a shit different, I think it's structurally sound." ~Tillz

"So God was like, I'll fuck you up for thinking you can't be fucked up, but just to show how awesome I am, here's an iceberg, a perfect floatation device. Here's the kicker: You'll be too scared shitless to think." ~Tillz

"LOL. Someone should draw the captain, like, puting on a life jacket and gettin on a boat, or climbing the iceberg, smiling, with a backwards hand peace sign, back towards you. 'DUCES' like, PEACE. because he knows he's gunna live." ~Tillz

"titanic always makes me cry at the end though. I mean..who doesn't cry? Unless a thousand dead people make you smile, or you can still maintain a jolly outlook on how fucked up that is. Then I really wouldn't want to watch it with you, anyway. Or any movie. Or share the same 2 mile radius with you." ~Tillz
"): It doesn't make me cry. It doesn't make me happy, either. But still." ~Kit
"then I'm fair certain, you, ma'am. Are going to hell." ~Tillz

"Dude if I was a servant on that fuckin boat, or one of those staff captain like men.. and knew the boat was going to sink, and to get the rich women and children on the boats.. I would not be pleased with life." ~Tillz
"Me either, dude. I'd start killing the bitches. 'YOUR FREE RIDE IN LIFE ENDS HERE!!!!!!! DX'" ~Kit

"I'd only kill one rich person. Take their clothes, and put on my best poser face. Because I'd live, without much depression for killing tons of people, if I lived." ~Tillz

"WHY. THE HELL. WOULD YOU GO INTO AN ELEVATOR ON A FLOODING BOAT!!?!?! DUMB DUMB DUMB" ~Tillz
"I'd hate to die in a closed space. ):" ~Kit
"Really? 'cause I'd hate to die on a boat in the middle of the fucking atlantic." ~Tillz

"Oh. Thad says he's sorry" ~Kit
"I know he spoke to me yesterday. We're getting our dicks pierced together. How will we walk, you ask? crab walk. sideways." ~Tillz

"He turned his last couple girlfriends gay." ~Kit
"Serious?! Oh my god! He just made me feel so much cooler than I really am! I'm shaking his hand!" ~Shawota
"Josh! Come back!" ~Kit -Josh comes back-
"Shake my hand, my man." ~Shawota
"Thanks." -shakes hand- ~Josh
"Oh no. Thank YOU." ~Shawota

"You've got the rest of your life. That's a lot of years, man... If you don't get hit by a car. If." ~Kayla

"The test you did a lot better on me than." ~Chelsea

"I will not take part in any homosexual activities. But I will record my girlfriend fucking another woman." ~Bradley

"Yeah. You guys clean up your mess." ~Sara
"It's not our mess. We're just cleaning it up." ~Chelsea
"It's sticky." ~Kit
"We didn't make the mess. We're just cleaning it up. Kinda like sex. And we're the parents. Gotta clean the sheets." ~Chelsea

"I wanna stick ink up my nose and see what my sneezes come out as. Sorry. I was just looking at my nails." ~Chelsea

"I haven't been along very wake... Don't say a word." ~Kit

"Questions like that usually lead up to wonderful answers... Like that." ~Kit

"Cause 2 will proly make me wanna do 3. Then we'll round it out with the most exhausting and pass out." ~Shawota
"Mass genocide turns you on?" ~Kit

"Why did you put it there, Eli?!" ~John

"Gay ex boyfriends aren't allowed to touch things that I've already claimed!" ~Kit

"Heather, make it easier to tune you out." ~Mr. Gilbert

"The epicest of epicness." ~Kit

"I'm a little parched. Do you have some water?" ~Chelsea
"Takes a lot out of you." ~Kit
"I really just wanted to say 'parched.' It's a funny word." ~Chelsea

"You know how awesome it would be if our farts had colors. 'Ooop. Chelsea farted again. It's a blue cloud." ~Chelsea

"It would be funny if you farted and a rainbow cloud came out. It's Mr. Farticles!!!" ~Jess

"Are you sniffing my hair?" ~Jess
"As if this couldn't get anymore awkward." ~Kit

"John, are you from, like, Poland?" ~Rachelle
"It's a British accent." ~John
"Yeah. That's what I was talking about." ~Rachelle

"When I think about fucking you, I think about your tattoos. The one on your arm, the one you showed me at work, the one on your chest, that you showed me in your bedroom, the one on your back that I haven't seen yet. I imagine them as maps for my kisses, roads I'll travel with my tounge. And I know that it doesn't make sense, that the skin there is no more or less sensitive than the rest of your body, still I can't rid my mind of the image of my lips wet, against the blackness." ~Asia

"Could anything be more beautiful than you in bed, listening to the radio, and peeling a grapefruit?" ~Asia

"Remember being 17 and getting an inexperienced blowjob in the bathtub? How's married life treating you?" ~Asia

"I will fuck you up." ~Sara
"Oh, I'll fuck you up. And down. AND side to side." ~Kit
"Wooow. I've never heard it put that way before." ~Kayla

"I had to stop, drop and roll, there was a fire drill." ~Rodney
"That's why you're next to the water fountain, use the water." ~Ben

"Ow. Pain. Assault. Battery. Assault with a battery." ~Rodney

"Tastes like water, smells like bleach. That's how people die." ~Kayla

"I'll let you smack the black off of me." ~Kayla

"I hope you all get attacked by poisonous pickles." ~Kayla
"I didn't even hear anything!!" ~Kit
"You're always just there!!" ~Kayla

"I'm not masturbating!" ~Sara

"You make little kids scare at night." ~JJ

"I'd get tattoos butterflied on it." ~Chelsea

"If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Then give up. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

"Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? Ha Ha Ha!!" ~Boss guy
"Actually, I'm looking at porn... So, the first one." ~Johnson

"God said 'Let there be child,' and there was child. And he saw that it was good." ~Kayla

“Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a whiny voice) ~Kayla
“Stop whining.” ~Sara
“Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a deep voice) ~Kayla

“So, is your boyfriend, like, on crack?” ~Compton
“No, he’s not my boyfriend. He’s my gay friend.” ~Sara

"You know what?!?! I'm not getting you a dick in a jar now... with teeth!" ~Kayla

"Love me!" ~Kit
"No! That guy has a penis in his ear!" ~JJ

“No, my mom got brownies!” ~Chelsea

“Do you know why Michael Jackson is missing his nose?” ~JJ
“Chuck Norris said ‘I got your nose’ and he really did.” ~Sara

“You know, you guys are triplets, so you probably look like that too when your pissed.” ~Sara

"I love your hair, but that doesn't mean I love you." ~Britt

"She's like a wart, you have to burn her off." ~Carrig

"Carrig!!! Get her off!!!"~Kit
"I tried that once, and got in trouble." ~Carrig
"Wooooow! Teachers aren't allowed to say shit like that, dude."~Kit

"I'm Japanese. I'm supposed to be bisexual." ~Sara

"I'm coloring. I think my dad's gone craaaazy." ~Kayla

"I want a rusty old van that says 'FREE CANDY' in spray paint on the side really big. Then, a while later, I'll cross that out with black paint and write 'I abducted an 8 year old' really big and then 'Twice' small under it." ~Tillz
"The same one?" ~Kit
"NO NOT THE SAME ONE!!" ~Tillz

"How do you breed the oil bug?" ~Ash
"Well, when one oil bug loves another oil bug very much... or they're both very drunk..." ~Kit

"I seem to be breaking out in aids again today." ~Ash

"If you can, ninja to the roof!" ~Rodney

"Thank you for calling the Mental Help Hotline...if you are not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon...please press the * key...and our operator will be with you shortly..."

"What's red on your butt?" ~Kayla
"I don't know, is it pink?" ~Jess

"What's it called when you need to have blood to live?" ~Kayla
"Uhm... it's called life." ~Kit

“For you to stalk me and wait for me to fall asleep, you’ll have to watch me jerk off first” ~ Bryant
“That’s why you have minions… so you don’t have to see the person’s nightly rituals. Unless you really want to. Like Cristina Scabbia. I’d watch her all night” ~Kit

"She's got this problem with forks. She stabbed herself with one once and then she stepped on a fork. HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEP ON A FORK!?!?" ~Sara

“Chelsea doesn't do things that are illegal, she herself is illegal.” ~Sara

"Do you have any flaws?" ~Sara
"Yes, I was imperfectly created. I was put through rigorous military experimentation where I was implanted with an infective skin deteriorating virus" ~Waldo

"RUN!!! Katrina is going to stab you!!!" ~Waldo
"Oops… I killed her first. (I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!)" ~Sara
"Lies!" ~Waldo
"But it really was self defense." ~Sara
"You WOULD say that, you monster." ~Waldo
"You said yourself that she was gonna stab meeeee………………… AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER F-ING ZOMBIE STABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Sara
"Hahahaha. And so it has begun. mwahahahahahoho" ~Waldo
"Who’s side are you on anyway? Mine or the zombie’s. Is this some kind of prophecy or something?????" ~Sara
"It is Catholic business now. Your participation is no longer required." ~Waldo
"Ummm…. Ok…. I’m still bleeding here…." ~Sara
"Band-aid?" ~Waldo

"At least you're not Bella Swan." ~Sara

"Hey! … Do black people sit around and make white jokes?” ~Chelsea

“Die… die now.” ~Chelsea
“I’m Chuck Norris! You can’t kill me!” ~JJ

“Why do you have Chuck Norris in your stomach?” ~Sara
“Why do I not?” ~Chelsea

"Technically I ate Chuck Norris. Mmm… Chucklicious.” ~Kayla

"Look at what I made!" -holds up sign- "... Wait... is it upside down?" ~Kayla

“Woah! That shirt really is see-through! You can see facial features and everything! Look at that beard popping out of your stomach!” ~Sara

"If she took karate, she wouldn't break the board... she'd be the board." ~JJ

“I fuck things up with you because I get nervous and it’s easy.” ~Asia

“Well, I used to think you were kind of creepy, but I think about 90% of the guys who come to the coffee shop are creepy.” ~Asia

“Old love letters should explode upon being read.” ~Asia

“And maybe you’d take my face in your hands then, and kiss me, and we’d be off again, breaking everything around us.” ~Asia

"I wanna live to be 300. Then my last words can be '300!!!!'" ~Chelsea
"No! On your deathbed, 300 years old, 'Tonight... we dine... IN HELL!' And then you die." ~Kit
"B-but… I dun wanna dine there… ;-;" ~Chelsea

"If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got." ~Kurt Cobain

"What a dick. No. He's not cool enough to be a dick. He's like... the leftover sack after they neuter a cat. Yeah. He's an empty cat sack." ~Shawota

"I'm laughing to keep from crying." ~Tyler
"I'm laughing because it's funny!" ~Ashley

"Frightened by a piece of chalk. That's gotta be a new record." ~Mr. Gilbert

"Macbeth! Grow a pair!" ~Gilbert

"I would murder my own children to be the wife of the king" ~Gilbert (Interpreting Macbeth for the class)
"That's ambition!" ~Rodney

"Calm down. Go get a drink of water." ~Tillz teacher -Tillz gets a drink of water-
"Did that help?" ~Tillz teacher
"I tried to drown myself but the water pressure was too low" ~Tillz

"You know that 'no child left behind'? Yeah. That's bull crap. We'll leave you behind." ~Carrig

“How many of you have ever yelled at your computer before?” ~Gilbert
“I told it I was gunna punch it in it’s pop-up blocker” ~Rodney

"Try to understand that you can't understand" - Chelsea
"Never in my life, did I think I'd ever have to argue with someone about how Harry Potter is not Hitler." - Erika

"Hey Carrig! Lookin' good~!" ~Chelsea
"Yea~" ~Carrig
"April Fools! ^_^" ~Chelsea
" -.-… I don't know why I've kept you as a student"~Carrig

"I'm a hypocrite. I know I am, I liked my dick sucked but I don't like sucking dick… o.o" ~ Demoine

"Anorexia is sadly for people who can't afford lipo...=(" ~ Chelsea

"I'm gonna slit your throat, bathe in the blood, fuck the body, and then eat your heart!"~ Chelsea
"... Wooow, that was out of line... really!" ~ Katrina

-asked where an isle is-
-points in many different directions- "Uhhh....Just kidding. =D" ~ Bradley -walks off-

"I love belonging to... whats-his-face!" ~ Chelsea

"You just truly outgayed yourself..." ~ Chelsea

"Carrig! What's the Vatican?" ~Kayla
"It's a pill for men with e.d." ~Carrig

"You sleep really quietly." ~Julia
"I'm ticking." ~Waldo
"What?" ~Julia, Kit, Chelsea
"It stopped. I was ticking. I could feel the seconds go by." ~Waldo

"It's so intoxicating sitting beside them just because his presence is full of overly powered love." ~Kassie