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NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS HEY!!

Well... I guess this is growing up:

~~~~~~~~~ The wind blew the Shift flew and I couldn't see for a minute or two.

Defying gravity isn't easy, but someday I'll do it!
If Dreams came true, i'd be a zombiekiller falling screaming flying asskicking special ops ninja with superpowers, lots of x rated fun and I'd have sweet bowstaff skills.

I've noticed visiting many pages the last few days that everyone has a lyrics section so here are some of my favorite lyrics:
"Searchin for my lost shaker of salt" - Jimmy Buffett
"It's Guy love its guy love ... love between two guys!"
"When I spit, I spit on those that I care less about; I'm on my way" - The Hives
"She's bittersweet she knocks me off my feet and I can't understand why I don't
want anyone else she's a mystery she's too much for me
but I keep coming back for more oh I keep coming back for more
she's just the girl I'm looking for." - The Click Five

It's not the action of being good, it's the reality of being great, the decision to be positive and, to think positive no matter what, that makes me who I am. People choose how to carry out themselves personally and their outlying factors edit and change their moods. Let yourself stop to think about who you really want to be and forget about the other "factors" and you will never be beside yourself.

Merry holidays and a horribly amazing new year!
Heres a list of ten things I won't resolute to do.
10. I will not try and lose weight
9. I will not stop eating so much chocolate
8. I will not be a nicer person
7. I will not give a little more
6. I won't call my family more
5. I will not waste less money
4. I won't start a project that takes patience
3. I will not learn to fly
2. I won't go on a vacation to ease some stress
1. I won't WILL NOT make a resolution

I can see by the shine in your eye and the glimmer of your smile that you haven't dropped by to message me in awhile. Yes I do suppose you can read a poem I've composed, but I will let you know that no matter how far you go you will never stray. My page is of an age that sets you back in your seat and you'll lose track. To never see or never feel again the emotion or the lack of skin. Your losing yourself in a flurry of letters jumbled in rows, now relax, sit back and watch me wiggle my toes. MUAHAHAHAAHAHA. love yas.

I <3 <3ing things
Oh by the way If I offend anyone I apologize I'm a little weird.

1. Gas sucks and its expensive (end of discussion)

2. It's hard to find a job because they all want an experienced worker, but how can i ever be an experienced worker if no one will hire me to get experience?

3. Ice Cream, The jump in prices is annoying, can't we all just be happy with 75 cent cones?

4. The War in the middle east, were secretly warring with everyone else, just it's not "real" i guess so war it up my friends

5. Hippocrates was not a hypocrite, but he did write the Hippocratic law that the doctors use, but does that mean that doctors are Hypocrites?

6. Late night with Conan O'Brien is awesome because it makes me laugh

7. The original power rangers was the best one.

8. bring back bugs bunny, new cartoons suck.

9. Bring back all looney tunes... they are just the best thing ever.

10.Who wears short shorts? I still have yet to find this out

11.She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, yet I still have to see her actually wearing it *stares at T.V. screen and says "I need more!"

12.Baseball rivalries? why? I have no time for this small trifle of an argument!
13.Football rivalries? why? I have no time for the silly things like this!
14.Soccer Rivalries? I've never watched soccer on T.V.

15.If war is so bad, then why does everyone insist on talking about it, its like table manners, you just should know what and what not to do/say

16.Why does everything need to be protested, pretty soon there gonna protest protests and then they will protest the protesting of protesters!

17.My generation is so depressed that it makes me worried, your parents 70's/80's STD's may have caused this, make sure you get checked for HIV before you let anyone touch you

18.Fake people scare me, Be yourself and life is good

19.People who don't forgive deserve to be shot, life is built upon a system of trust, if you have none then too bad, go buy some on e-bay, I'm sure they sell it there

20.Commercials for pills that say ask your doctor about them, why have commercials with phone numbers at the bottom of the screen if you need to talk to your doctor to get them perscribed to you?

21.Mr. Rogers Sweaters (may they and he R.I.P) why were they ever on this planet? And why was he so old before he died? he was in jesus's year book as a teacher!

22.Muffins, Muffins bother me alot, You walk into a store and they either have 1 of 2 kinds of muffins, the Mini-Muffin oh yea, their tasty and sooooooOOOOOOO filling!, I want a REAL muffin, one that can fill me up more than a slice of pepperoni! type 2 muffin is when you walk into a store, and see the muffins and are Like OMG! ILL TAKE THE BEANBAG CHAIR WITH RAISINS! Type 2 is just to big, when can we learn that the real muffins are in the middle of that? and take a muffin with a glass of milk, That soda and breakfast shit just isn't good for you, do that every morning and you'll be our restored gas supply for the rest of your life.

23.Cereal, why do they have the same cereal with 40 different names in the same section of the isle? Freaking cocoa crunchies, Cocoa puffs, Cocoa Puffers, Cocoa Puffies, Cocoa Munchies, Extreme Cocoa puffs, Extremer Cocoa munchies, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME KID JUST PICK ONE!

Uninteresting/Interesting Quotes by Josh
~Friends are forever but teddy bears are for eternity
~Work Sucks But Sucks doesn't work
~Things break But most don't fix
~Breaking bones isn't fun but you do get waited on
~Pudding tastes so tastey that its so dang tastey we should all taste it
~Hot Apple Pie with ice cream is yummy
~Silly isn't good if it's not fun either
~Graham crackers are better than animal crackers because they both taste like carboard but graham crackers are less papery
~If it isn't broke its gonna break so don't fix it

Facts about Josh

1) He Likes chicken more than beef
2) He Enjoys Being Tan more than Being Pale
3) He Enjoys Country Music
4) He knows how to Line Dance
5) He Likes beef Ramen noodles better than chicken even though he likes chicken better than beef
6) He is from New York But not the city
7) He gets bored often

The Did You Know Section About Josh


1) Did you know that Josh loves himself?
2) Did you know that Josh Enjoys going Camping and playing games?
3) Did you know that Josh would rather play video games than go to the grocery store?
4) Did you know that Josh's Trademark was once "There's no place like lunacy?"
5) Did you know that Josh is a devoted slacker? and that he takes pride in my job?

The Startling facts about Josh

1) He does have a GF
2) He's Not gay
3) He likes to laugh
4) He has 1 best friend
5) He is a goofus
6) He is known as a good person
7) He is a nice guy
8) He hates getting angry
9) He Has a short attention span


Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub

1) thanks for French toast
2) thanks for orange juice
3) Thanks for Bacon
4) Thanks for blueberry muffins
5) thanks for Slushies
6) thanks for blue Raspberry drinks
7) Thanks for kettle corn
8) Thanks for Iced Tea
9) Thanks for Brownies
10) thanks for Grilled chicken
11) thanks for lettuce
12) thanks for Turkey
13) Thanks for Klondike Bars
14) thanks for Mint Chocolate chip Ice Cream
15) Thanks for All the vegetables except peas, Lima beans, and carrots
16) thanks for Salsa and make it rain 40 days and 40 nights because of guacamole yuck!
17) thanks for Juice



My Ap Family
My wife in real life - Doom Fridge.
That is all.