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EDUCATION

America

In case you don't know, the United States of America are...

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Noth Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

Capital Cities

Wales - Cardiff
England - London
Scotland - Edinburgh
Ireland - Dublin
N. Ireland - Belfast
Australia - Canberra
China - Beijing
Brazil - Brasilia
Japan - Tokyo
Iceland - Reykjavik
Thailand - Bangkok
Madagascar - Antananarivo

Huge Maths Problems

1000 x 1000 ~ 1000000
9500000 x 50 ~ 475000000
85 x 1000001 ~ 85000085
5798 x 6273 ~ 36370854

Poetry

A Rictameter has a syllable count of 2,4,6,8,10,8,6,4,2.
A Sestina uses the same words at the end of every line just in a different order.
A Haiku consists of 17 syllables, in a pattern of 5,7,5.
A Pantoum pattern is...

Last stanza

Line 2 of previous stanza
Line 3 of first stanza
Line 4 of previous stanza
Line 1 of first stanza




FUN

Riddles

What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a soul that cannot die?
How many apples can you fit in an empty box?
What word is always spelt incorrectly?
Why is milk the fastest thing in the world?
Why do you got to bed?
Why can't it rain for two days in a row?

Jokes

What do you call a good-looking, kind and considerate monster?
A complete failure
I have ten legs, twenty arms, and fifty-four feet, what am I?
A liar
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom
Why is six scared of seven?
Because 7-8-9
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren't invented then
What do you get when a dinosaur skydives?
A large hole
What's big, white, furry, and found in the outback of Australia?
A very lost polar bear
Where do you find a no-legged dog?
Right where you left it
How can you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot got stuck in the door

Anagrams

Timatricere
Matnupo
Iakuh
Tainess
Quicnina
Unresy
Anakt

Tongue-twisters

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
I'm not a phesant plucker, I'm a phesant's pluckers mate, I'm only plucking phesants, 'cos the phesant plucker's late




I hope you had fun doing that, now, a little bit about me...


My name is Bradley and I am 13, I come from Wales and live in the South ( of Wales )
I have enough friends to keep me going but am always willing to make more. Some friends of mine are...
Carys
MaryAnn
Antonia
Helen
Emma
Amy
Bethan
etc. etc. etc.

My favourite type of music is pop and r 'n' b.
I listen to Kylie, The Black-Eyed Peas, Sugababes, and loads more.
I have tons of second-cousins, but I just call them cousins, over 50 I think.

I enjoy swimming although I get achy afterwards. lol
Football and rugby are rubbish and I'm not good at them.
Some people in my class are plain idiots and plain mean, and so I hate them!
I am in fourth year of high school and am enjoying it, some of my teachers suck but there you go. You can't win em all.

My nickname is Braddaz .

Umm, thats pretty much it about me, I shall add more when I remember some more or if I do more stuff.




My past usernames are...

Animal Man-88
the poetry guy
-Crazy-Poet-4-Eva-
Shimmering River
-Cool Oasis-
Star of the Night
Moonstone Virgo
xCrimsonxHorizonx
xElectricEyezx

but now I'm the proud Autumn Whisper , and I really like that name, I think it's beautiful, although I am a boy, but galfalfa did say it was poetic for any gender, and I love it!!!

MY HOLIDAYS

2000 - Paris, France
2002 - Florida, America
2004 - Salou, Spain
2005 - Paris, France
Magaluf, Majorca, Balearic Islands
2006 - Blackpool, England
Sunny Beach, Bulgaria
2007 - Cala en Bosch, Menorca, Balearic Islands

That's it so far, I have had more England and Wales holidays but can't quite remember when they were or wherelol


I am a member of the exclusive Pixie group.
Smoosh before you whoosh!



Songs I like are...

Taking Chances
Bleeding Love
Valerie
Wow
Please Don't Stop The Music
Umbrella
Gimme More
Sexy! No No No...
Eyes On Me
Shut Up And Drive
Hey There Delilah
Get Me Bodied
Great DJ
Piece Of Me
Break The Ice
Better In Time
Denial

and loads more...

Songs I hate are...

Apologize
Anything where they shout and scream
I'm sure there's more, but I can't think right now! Lol


Some really good songs that I think you should know the lyrics to, so here they are:

'Taking Chances' by Celine Dion

Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world
Don't wanna be alone tonight
On this planet they call earth.
You don't know about my past and
I don't have a future figured out
And maybe this is going too fast
And maybe it's not meant to last.

But what do you say to taking chances
What do you say to jumping off the edge
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold
Or hell to pay
What do you say
What do you say

I just wanna start again
Maybe you could show me how to try
Maybe you could take me in
Somewhere underneath your skin.

What do you say to taking chances
What do you say to jumping off the edge
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold
Or hell to pay
What do you say
What do you say.

And I've had my heart beaten down
But I always come back for more, yeah
There's nothing like love to pull you up
When you're lying down on the floor there
So talk to me, talk to me like lovers do
Yeah walk with me, walk with me like lovers do
Like lovers do.

What do you say to taking chances
What do you say to jumping off the edge
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold
Or hell to pay
What do you say
What do you say

Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world.

'Sexy! No No No...' by Girls Aloud

Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (no no)
Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)
Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (yeah yeah)
Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)

Did you tell him? No, no, no
Give him kisses? No, no, no
Whisper honey? No, no, no
You're delicious? Hell no!
Were you dancing? No, no, no
Sweet as toffee? No, no, no
You get his number? No, no, no
Get him out for coffee? Hell yeah!

Did you tell him? No, no, no
Give him kisses? No, no, no
Whisper honey? No, no, no
You're delicious? Hell no!
Were you dancing? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, no
Sweet as toffee? No, no, no
You get his number? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, no
Get him out for coffee? Hell yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah
[Repeat x3]

I can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is saying
Lover, come and get me, get me
But for a while I dropped that d-d-dirty style when I've discovered
That it's sexy, sexy

But you're knock knock knocking again, boy
Woah oh, but good aint good enough, gonna keep you waiting
Knock knock knocking again, boy
Woah oh, get your sugar rush and do a little chasing

Did you tell him? No, no, no
Give him kisses? No, no, no
Whisper honey? No, no, no
You're delicious? Hell no!
Were you dancing? No, no, no
Sweet as toffee? No, no, no
Did you get his number? No, no, no
Get him out for coffee? Hell yeah!

From top to bottom, I'm a woman sunshine
(No, no, no)
(Whisper honey? No, no, no)
(You're delicious)
Ain't no damn reason you'll be leaving my side
(You get his number? No, no, no)
(Get him out for coffee?)
I'll give you nothing 'til you show me something, something
(No no no) Something
Cos damn good loving's what I''m really wanting, wanting, (I'm wanting you baby)
(Get him out for coffee)

Hell yeah!
Woo-ooh-ooh
Woo-ooh-ooh

I can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is saying
Lover, come and get me, get me
But for a while I dropped that d-d-dirty style when I've discovered
That it's sexy, sexy
[Repeat]

Sexy, sexy
Woo-ooh-oo-ooh
[Repeat x2]


They are both really good, and the others I mentioned - be sure to check em out!


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I love to
I can be a bit of a cheeky
s are creepy, some of them!
I HATE snakes, spiders, anything creepy and crawly and slithery. (shivers)



I AM A VIRGO



By now, you may have guessed I am kinda random...I hope you like it!




I do not believe all this 666 crap, what about all the other 666s, did the world end? No!

No offence to Christians, Catholics etc.
But I don't believe God created the world, I believe the scientific answer,
that the earth formed from dust and rock in space and then it rained for millions of years etc.

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Some of the best TV shows around...at the moment:

The Simpsons
Coronation Street
Friends
Honest
Just Shoot Me
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Ugly Betty
etc. etc.

I love em!


<-- hehe, look, poop, hehe.




The dates of the zodiac...

Aries - March 21-April 20
Taurus - April 21-May 21
Gemini - May 22-June 21
Cancer - June22-July 22
Leo - June 23-August 23
Virgo - August 24-September 22
Libra - September 23-October 23
Scorpio - October 24-November 22
Sagittarius - November 23-December 23
Capricorn - December 24-January 20
Aquarius - January 21-February 18
Pisces - February 19-March 20




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