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hola chicos y chicas!!

I'm a poet from the middle of fucking nowhere, a tiny little town that too small to even be called a town.  Sad thing is, I'm totally serious.  It's village.  Pathetic, huh?

But you don't care about that, do you?  Well I doubt you really care about any of this in general, but you know what?  I'm gonna tell you anyway.  You see, I'm nice like that. Very much so.

hmmm... about me... well, I'm a.. umm.. "darker" persom, labeled goth by some and freak by others, and still others just call me Egypt.  I like those the best.  Most of the time, at least.  

oooh guess what.  Egypt's number one!!!!  No, seriously, it is.  well, was.  On our map quiz over the middle east.  So if you ever have to take that particularly quiz from mr head (yes, head), remember that... Egypt's number one.. that's right bitches!  

Oh, in case you're wonderng, I'm not on crack.  despit whatever Matholomew and select (well, numerous) others may try to tell you.  (stop feedign them your lies!!!)  Nor am I drunk, or high, or, well anything but quite simply just me.  Which, I suppose, is crazy enough.

Oh, in case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm completely nuts.  Totally, completely off the wall.  see, life is more fun that way.  Oh and i never shut up either, so you're gonna be here for a while.

But yes, back on topic.  I like to write. a lot.  Actually, that's jsut a wee bit of an understatement.  Oh and I'm also highly sarcastic.  And a tad random at times.  And I cannot and couldnot for the sake of my or any other's life type properly.  fast, perhaps, but not corectly. or without tons of highly annoying typos. but oh well, that's your problem, and I really don't care.

oh yes, were were we?  oh right, I like to wirte.  whoa, i sooooo did not mean to do that. hmmm, that wasn't the right "mean" was it?  Or was it?  I don't know. But anyway, yes I like to write.  A lot. So much I very rarely don't.  Oh, and watch out for the killer attack pretzels, especially if you're a bitch and happen to be called kim.

So yeah, I'm supposed to be telling you about my writing style, huh?  Well, it's usually darker, end of the world and such shit. A bit of stupid angsty teenage shit too, but we'll pretend that that isn't there..  Oh and some nature related stuff.

oooh, like stuff with trees.  I love trees. they're so prettyful and old and wise and totally awesome. And so is pretty much everything that has to do with nature.  Like the birds and the bees and the flowers.  ooooh and water, Ilove water.  Did i metnion the fact that I'm part fish?  mmmmmm fish.  now I want fish.  WHy'd you have to go and mention fish?  Now I'm just gonna have to ramble on some more...

Well, writing is pretty important to me. i actually once said I'd scratch words onto the walls of my prison before i'd stop writing.  wich is true.  I think. well, it would depend on how hard they were. if they were really hard I might just writ eon my sheets with blood.  You do get sheets in prison, right?  I hope so, I like sheets...

ooh, I like animals too.  they're so cute.  And pretty much anythign I find beautiful, which is pretty much everythign. Except the human race.  I don't like people, they're all so stupid.  oooh and the government.  But I guess they ar beautiful too, just in a slightly sucky way.  Oh well, we're probably gonna blwo ourselves up pretty soon anyway. stupid george bush...

oh, and guys. I mean, seriously, what is up with them?  Wait, maybe it's me.  do I smell or soemthing?  *SNIFF*  hmmm... i don't think sooo... wait, do people like lilc?  cause I smell like lilacs.. I wonder how that happened...  maybe it was my lilac perfume oil that I put on this morining.  But no, that'd just be too wierd.  i mean, why the hell would lilac perfum make me smell ike lilacs?  that's just crazy!

well, I think I'm gonna shut up for a bit, I'm sick of typing.  If we were talking, though....