top ten ways to annoy a witch
1. borrow their eyeliner, and not return it.
2. snicker when a chunky witch goes skyclad
3.step into their circle and ask them what their doing.
4.ask them if they can wiggle their nose like bewitched.
5.Put on your best Judy Garland voice and ask"are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
6.Throw water on them and expect them to melt
7. Take them to church.
8. Turn their pentagram upside down.
9. Cast a cirle deosil.
10. Put fire wood around the maypole.
With heart and soul,
Aradia Air
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sexypixie05 on December 10, 2005I absolutely love your list of ways to annoy a witch. Very interesting...by the way did you know that Lackland Air Force base has Wiccan church services? I went to a couple of them. They were really interesting.
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Ashiko on July 26, 2005I, too, enjoy Johnny Depp and Dr. Pepper...and behold, my cat is black. Great lists here. I was harrassed CONSTANTLY in highschool for being Wiccan. People are useless, ya know? Well, enough rambling, I'm reading your stuff and it's mighty impressive. Merry ye meet and merry ye part, blessed Be!
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Allyson Michelle on July 18, 2005Where have you been? We miss you!
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N e a r on April 26, 2005Hey. I see you left me a comment on my page, heh. A little info on me - since we seem to have a few things in common - I'm Pagan, I am Bisexual, I am fourteen years old, my name is Adam (or Amanda, whichever you prefer to call me), I love all Tim Burton films, Jhonen Vasquez is SUPER AMAZING (INVADER ZIM is my all time favorite), my favorite color is turquoise, I connect extremely well to the element of water, I'm a pure Virgo, and such. Nice to meet cha.
