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~~~~~MAGSIE-PIE, MY SEXY LADY!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW THEY BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY AND MAKE IT GLOW IT IS THEIR NATURE WARM AND KIND THEY WELCOME YOU AND HELP TOO FIND A REASON FOR RHYME THROUGHOUT THE END THEY ARE THE PEOPLE YOU CALL A FRIEND ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOUSE-ISMS & OTHER QUOTES.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Success cannot be acheived alone, It is always good to have someone by your side to help you up if you stumble in the process."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch." 
"All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
"Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings."  
"Your heart will not accept what your mind rejects."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."  
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
"Facts are the enemy of truth."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."   Mwuahahahaaa!!!
"There is no greater hell than to be a prisoner of fear."
"I believe that I am in hell, therefore I am there."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."  
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
"I am not young enough to know everything."
"Hell is a half-filled auditorium."
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away."
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."  
"Every kid inherits some kind of stupidity from their parents. So parents, please don't put them down. Just blame yourselves."
"No one is stupid. They're just smartly challenged."
"My Fault: I forgot you were an Idiot."
"Now that's just stooopid."
"He's my husband. Well, who in the damn galaxy isn't?!"
"Kill the typos. You won't regret it."
"If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass. I mean it!"  
"It worries me how dumb you are."
"Pssst! I've got a great diabolical plan. You want in?"  
"I'm so sane, its driving me crazy."
"There's a special hell for people who don't comment."
"I have seen the life on this plant and that is exactly why I am looking elsewhere!"
"Hooray! The crazy person is here!"
"Just hangin' out. Don't mind me!"
"No shit sherlock!"
"I have a cane, and know how to use it!"
"You Idiots! It's not going to stop!"
"No, seriously... ROFLCOPTOR!"
"A wise man once said 'I don't know go ask a girl.'"
"I don't have an attitude... I was just born this way."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."
"Chill me, Thrill me, Fulfill me, then leave me the hell alone."
"Momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get."
"Oh, I stuck that primo! How rad am I?"
"On average, drug addicts are stupid." DUH!
"A secret club. What's the secret, they're all morons?"
"Let me talk to shipping. I speak their language. Foul."
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'Me,' though, if you jumble it up."
"I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell.'"
"You put the Queen on your money, you're British."
"The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth."
"You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum."
"You can think I'm wrong, But that's no reason to quit thinking."
"I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital."
"I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun?!"
"Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks."
"Everybody's great when they're half-dead."
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"Gotta hand it to him, though. He knew you were a suck up and I don't give a crap. He successfully exploited us both."
"Why do you wanna sleep on a couch anyway? You got money. At least until the divorce is finalized."
"Norwegian chocolate. Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win."
"That's so close-minded, He's not 'abnormal.' He's special."
"Hey! I do the metaphors."
"Wow. It's a big jump from 'Infidelity is wrong' to 'Do her.'"
"I teach you to lie and cheat and steal and the second my back is turned you wait in line!"
"Mommy does everything for her family these days. Even swallows their pills."
"They recharge? I just keep buying new phones."
"Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young."
"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for Kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save something for a sound bite."
"Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail."
"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good."
"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?"
"Where are you going?"--"You're an ass!"--"I know. Where are you going?"
"You anti-semantic bastard!"
"Humanity is overrated!"
"Everbody Lies!"
"Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want."
"Truth begins in lies. Think about it."
"You’re orange, you moron!"
"No! There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
"Make a note: I should never doubt myself."
"Oh, here we go. Lesson time. I recognize that confidence is not my short suit. I also recognize that I am human and capable of error."
"Most people don’t like to listen, so what’s wrong with you?"
"Yeah.. see, if you’re gonna repeat everything I say this conversation is gonna take twice as long."
"You always trust me. Big mistake."
"I’ve been alienating people since I was three."

"I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart."
"Problem is, if I can’t trust you, I can’t trust your statement that I can trust you. But thanks anyway, you’ve been a big help."
"I just find being forced to sit through drivel annoying."
"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, that’s great, but just so you know, I’ve never made a tree."
"You are the most naïve atheist I’ve ever met."
"Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope there’s a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hurt your head."
"You know what’s worse than useless? Useless and oblivious."
"Boys are funny when they try to think."
"Monkey see, Monkey do.......... Monkey gets in trouble too."
"I wish I was a Monkey so I could throw poop and it would be legal."
"You're to close to my danger."
"I don't discriminate, I just hate everyone." JKJK
"Stop talking I'm out of aspirin."
"Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable."
"I hope this is a dream so I can shut my eyes to make you go away, if not should I throw you a bone?"
"Don't give me your attitude, I have my own!"
"Can't you tell that I had another bowl of attitude for breakfast?!"

"You're so fricking dumb... I like that!"
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MY AP MOMs: Tori, aka Princess Muse, & TheBrokenDoll s u r so darned beautiful Chri... don't ever let anyone tell you different!!! I you Tori!!!!!!!
MY AP DAD:
MY AP DAUGHTERs: sodacolapop.WHERE THE FRICKING HECK ARE YOU??????????
I miss you.
MY AP SONs:
MY AP NIECES: Angel (oynx),hottergal567, my unshed tears,scarlet obsession, the cracker. s 4 y'all.
MY AP NEPHEWs: Twisted Prince, you're to darned cute.
MY AP SISTERs: tempestrose,rose dark thorn,rejectedgoth,the blondest, Myasheartache,Resa, tearsofblood69, xxkrazixtorixx, tainted love, redroselove, lostmydoll,amaranth muses, Insane Princess(sister-in-law) (I my sisters.)    
MY AP BROTHERs: matt de mac, dragon boy.  coolies...I gots bro's now, you behave boys!!!!!!!!!!  
MY AP WIFE: Late Registration aka Maggie.
MY AP HUSBAND:
MY AP SWEETYs: Jaunty Pill,RandomSoldier.  
MY AP PHANTOM FRIENDS: aaaaaahhhhhhhh to many to name right now.  
MY AP AUNTS: Briansgirl,Anasuya (Me misses Ana ) ,CoCo,Kay,Evie,Ishy.  
MY AP UNCLES: Gio... dont know ya that well dangit
MY AP BEST FRIENDS: Late Registration,RandomSoldier,TheBrokenDoll,Wicker Ghost, angelcake420, TheBrokenDoll, Insane Princess. s    
My Ap King: KingBob.  
My Ap Queen: TheBrokenDoll.  me   s u Chri!!!!!!!!!!
MY AP BIG BABOON OSTRICH: BigE0525. you're such a smart-ass!!! Stay cool!!!!!!!  
MY AP COUSINS: JennFeelsLost, xXKrazyXToriXx,Lish. dang gurls, youre so darn shmexxy!!!!!!!!!!
MY AP PETS: howlofthewolf, elemental girl. wolf-whistles  where ya been danggitt?????!!!!!*