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Fav quote ATM:

"What do you do when the one person who stops your tears is the one who makes you cry?"

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Well your mental to come here, coz im messed up!! still intrested... read on

Dont judge me because i am who i am, if you dont like it then u got no buisness being here because i hate people that judge, its like steriotyping, its all wrong because everyone is there own and no 2 ppl are the same, each is a diamond, and if your a good friend, i would have called you one by now.
All that matters to me is friends, they are the ones that pull you through in the end, they are the ones who love you for who you are, they are the ones that dont judge me, i love you lot soo much.
I hate to upset people so dont make me hurt you, im fed up of hurting people, love all my mates and my special one at the mo!!
To all my m8s thanks, u no y, ur my diamonds xx
Read more about me below:

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Some Facts About Me!

- Im a girl
- Im 18
- Im straight
- I dont care if you dont like me
- I live in the UK
- Im constantly heartbroken
- But constantly in love
- im sometimes depressed
- No, I'm not emo
- I have loads of friends
- I am work at mcdonalds
- I live in a flat with my boyfriend
- I want to be a child nurse
- I love to help people
- I hate to exercise
- I dont go to the gym
- I'm addicted to the internet
- I work too much
- I love films
- I hate my name
- I had a twin
- My twin died before we were born
- My nan is famous / Nora Sands (jamies school dinners)
- My grandad wrote ppl like spike milligans first comedy sketches
- My nan wore the spare of princess margret's wedding dress at her wedding
- I want a traditional wedding
- I am in love!!
- I LOVE MY FRIENDS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

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Name: Christine
Age: 18
Hair color: Brunette
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5'4
Relationship Status: Dating
Fav Color: bright colours
Fav TV shows: simpsons, futurama, documentries, Greys anatomy!!!! charmed, house, smallville
Fav Movies: any
Fav Songs: I have lots of fav songs
Fav drink: chocolate or coke
Fav Food: yummy food
Have u ever been in love: yesh
Have u ever been heartbroken: yesh
Have u ever ran into a wall: lmao yesh was halerious
My Fears: getting hurt again,, trusting people, people i care about getting hurt
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha all the time
Do you consider love a mistake: sometimes
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: yesh
I'm cute & crazy & loveable & very random at times. I'm always there for my friends no matter what. I love making new friends. I can sometimes be a bitch if i am its ur fault I'M THE BIGGEST FLIRT U'LL EVER MEET tehee

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Personal Info__

1. Name: Christine Sands
2. Nicknames: Chrissie, Crystal, Chris, Shitstine, Christ, ratbag, Red, Little red riding hood, angel
3. Birthday: 4th Feb
4. Place of Birth: Pembury Hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Grade: Not in School
8. School: N/A
9. Occupation: Mcdonalds crew member
10. Residence: Tonbridge, kent, uk
11. MSN Screen Name: (dont remember it changes too often)

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__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Brunette
13. Hair Length:long
14. Eye color: Hazel with a hint of green
15. Weight: about 8 stone
16. Height: 5 ft 4
17. Braces?: Not any more
18. Glasses?: yes
19. Piercings ears
20. Tattoos: Yes, butterfly on my left inner wrist
21. Right handed or Left handed: right

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___Your Firsts___
22. First Best Friend: Michelle Walters
23. First Award: Success Maker in year 7
24. First Sport You Joined: Netball
25. First pet: Lacey my dog that died
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert: A school concert
28. First Love: Mark o' Conner

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___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Dirty Dancing
30. TV programme: smallville
31. Color: purple
32. Food: Sweeties
33. person: Sarah
34. Song Right Now: I got a feeling, Black eyed peas or The day i died, just jack
35. Friends: Sarah
36. Sweet: Boiled sweets, chocolate eclairs
37. Sport: Trampolining
38. Restuarant: Mirage
39. Favorite clothes make: Jane Norman
41. School Subject: was always english
42. Animal: Dolphins
43. Book: Love lessons by jaquiline Wilson
45. Shoes: Trainers
46. flower: red roses
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___Currently___
46. Feeling: loved, Tired from work, generally tired
47. Single or Taken?: taken
48. Have a crush: yep
49. Eating: my tongue?
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: well duh!
52. Online?: no im offline of course im on
53. Listening To: the tv
54. Thinking of : what to write
55. Waiting Till: i move into my flat!
56. Watching: The computer screen
57. Wearing: Carcuss trousers, strap top

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___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: of course
59. Want to be Married?: yep
60. Careers in Mind: child nursing
61. Where do you want to live: Australia
62. Car: one that moves

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__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Blonde
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye color: Blue
66. Measurments: tall and lanky
67. Cute or Sexy: either
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses after a good hug, hehe, but hugs are closer and more loving
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: dont matter to me!
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive but not too sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker

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___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: Yes
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yep, i put a sewing machine needle through my finger & been in hospital recently for some unknown reason
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart:yes too many people
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yer too many times
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes

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___Do You Believe In___
89. God: a little
90. Miracles: yea and no
91. Love At First sight: yer
92. Ghosts: Yeppy yeppy
93. Aliens: not really
94. Soul Mates:yep
95. Heaven: i think so, but i wanna go
96. Hell: yea im there now
97. Angels: im one rnt i but i do yes,and my mates r my angels
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yep if it feels right
99. Horoscopes: yep

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...Have You Ever...
Sat on your rooftop: Yep
Kissed someone in the rain: yes
Danced in a public place: Whats a good time without it
Smiled for no reason: Uh…yeah!
Laughed so hard you cried: All the time, im surrounded by comedians
Peed your pants after age 8: Guilty
Written a song: A few, but lost them, they were really good!
Sang to someone for no reason: Theres always a reason
Performed on a stage: A few times
Talked to someone you don't know: Yea y not
Made out in a theater: Nope
Gone roller skating since year 8: i think so
Been in love: I currently am at the moment! Yay!

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...Can You...
Write with both hands: no
Whistle: Yuppo
Blow a bubble: since i was 1
Roll your tongue: of course
Cross your eyes: yea, but its hard
Touch your tongue to your nose: no, its hard
Dance: yea, i got my styles!
Speak a different language: Bit of french, hovagoth (made up)
Impersonate someone: Me!, i can loads, but not very well
Cook anything: Loads, full roast, fried breakfast, most things really

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...Have You Ever...
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) Been arrested
(_) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(_) Seen someone die
(_) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(_) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(_) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(_) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(_) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

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* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: simon
Tell you, I love you?: joshua!
Kiss you?: erm... no idea
Hug you?: ... no idea... mum
Tell you BYE?: phil my manager from work
Write you a note?: simon
Take your photo?: erm... simon maybe
Call your cell phone?: simon
Buy you something?: paul, a huge chupa chub lolly
Go with you to the movies?: tom, jon and sarah
Sing to you?: mum
Write a poem about you?: Josh.... maybe
Text message you?: simon
Touch you?: in wat way??? lol

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* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: about an hour ago
Time you cried?: yesterday
Movie you watched?: some weird thing i dont even know the name of
Joke you told?: personal inside joke
Song you've sang?: black eyed peas, i got a feeling
Time you've looked at the clock?: about 4... its now, 11 past nine lol
Drink you've had?: water
Number you've dialed?: 2345, vodafone
Book you've read?: katie price, angel
Food you've eaten?: sausages, chips, beans and noodles
Flavor of gum chewed?: mint i think
Shoes you've worn?: Trainers
Store you've been in?: mcdonalds
Thing you've said?: ok

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* . . Finish The Line . . *
I wish...i could be pregnant
So many people don't know that... i was pregnant
I am...crazy!!!

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Nickname(s): Andi, crystal (please do) depressed,angel, sexi (dont ask), red, little red riding hood, angel
Single or taken? taken
Hair color: Brunette
Eye color: Hazel, (my song is Hazel eyes byt Kelly Clarkson because thats how i feel and the obvious eye colour)
Height (last time you checked): 5ft 4
Glasses or contacts or neither? glasses (im a four eyed alien hehe)

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1. Any nicknames? depressed, angel, sexi (hang on havnt i done this) red, little red riding hood, sugar plum fairy, angel
2. Mother's name: in r/l wendy, on here, nephy, sanity, eggeh
3. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? coke
4. Tattoos? a butterfly on my inside left wrist
5. Body piercing? ears
6. How much do you love your job? defo!! accept the people
7. Birthplace: Pembury
8. Favorite vacation spot? Australia (the river down the road, i sit high above it thinking)
9. Ever been to Africa ? NO
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? yes (cookies, yummy)
11. Ever been on TV? no but my nan is famous. Nora Sands
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? no (why would i do that?)
13. Ever been in a car accident? almost
14. Was it your fault? no it was an arguement
15. 4 Doors? Yes
16. Salad dressing? bbq sauce lol
17. Favorite Pie? Cheese n onion, steak bake, chicken and sweetcorn, loads hehe, im a pig
18. Favorite number? 2 (or anything with 2 in)
19. Favorite Movie? Dirty~Dancing
20. Favorite Holiday? Halloween, x~mas, B~day
21. Favorite alcoholic drink? cheeky vimto, smirnoff ice, blue lagoon, malibu anything drinkable
22. Favorite Food? chocolate, pizza.....did i mention CHOCOLATE.................
23. Favorite day of the week? Sunday, (sleep in)

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WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

WHEN I AM SILENT
- IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

WHEN IM SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

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FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????

FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do sumthing you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we f**ked up... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

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BE MY AP FAMILY!

daddy: TwistedlySexcMatteh, Faith


mummy: twisted baby egg ( my eggeh )
sanity ( my real mummeh in real life) love u mummy

mummeh 2 : Nephy, wuffles u xx


grandpa: CIMAC



Grandma:
RedneckPirateRenee
mummeh eggeh

Auntie : CIMAC

Uncle : Gio


Husband: None because im all alone and pathetic!


Wifeyy : ma smexi silky xx


daughter:


Son:



sisters:
Silenced Angel Char


Brothers:
Xx Emo Teddy xX (awsume bro)


Nephew: Paulie, taco taco

Kitty:JePeTto


Dog:


Hammy the hamster:


Twin:
Eatmyshorts/XluvinboizX (titchy twin)


cousins:


Dreamed of:
Razor-Blade Romance,



Secret Admiror:


Sexy Lover: Arty (ex lover)


Sexy friends:



Best mate:


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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page ASAP!!!

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girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh I'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and I'm catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it a lot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i don't feel well I'm going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait until tomorrow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....

her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your girlfriend was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flat lined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead

Love....gah..it's hard to explain, but i cant describe how amazing it feels to be held by someone who loves you. It's mind boggling.



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"92% OF AMERICAN TEENS TODAY WOULD DIE IF ABRECROMBIE & FITCH SAID IT WASN'T COOL TO BREATHE ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!"

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-Its the c.a.n.d.y, its the p a p e r, the blood on the f|l|o|o|r, its the d*i*a*m*o*n*d*s, && the pills, its the ((glamour)) that kills

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-I'm everything short of beautiful

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-xMy words are weapons
----From which I murder you with----x

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/_|_\ This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him to your page to help him with his mission to DOMINATE the world!!!


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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bitch.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bitch.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bitch.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.

I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

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Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card.

Your perfect little girl yelled at you last night.

Your perfect little girl talked back to you again.

Your perfect little girl painted her nails black.

Your perfect little girl has lied to you all her life.

Your perfect little girl cries herself to sleep every night.

Your perfect little girl dated before she was sixteen.

Your perfect little girl was broken by a boy.

Your perfect little girl hates you.

Your perfect little girl has given up on life.

Your perfect little girl had a tantrum today.

Your perfect little girl wants to run away.

Your perfect little girl has no real friends.

Your perfect little girl thinks she's overweight.

Your perfect little girl hasn't let you dry her tears.

Your perfect little girl disobeys you.

Your perfect little girl hates the world.

Your perfect little girl is hated by the world.

Your perfect little girl is very unhappy.

Your perfect little girl has become a disgrace.

Your perfect little girl...well she's not so perfect anymore...

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