Date of Birth: April 17th, 1990
Age: 19
Religion: Pastafarian
Marital Status: Soon-to-be Engaged
Sex: Got it covered, thanks though
Eyes: Hazel
Appearance: 5'8" of German stock. German / Native American facial structure. Typically seen sporting a dress shirt, jeans, and a leather jacket.
While I'm not homeless, I'm also a volunteer actor for the various organizations who I feel are truly capable of surviving the current theatrical downturn of our nation. Over the years I have been active in theater I have performed in 30 productions. I can supply anyone with a full list if an interest presents itself.
I am currently working on a production at my college which I hope, and I pray for everything that I am, that no one will come and see this show. It's horrifyingly horrible, it's terrifyingly terrible, it's like putting your toungue to a nine-volt battery and then finding out the person who licked it before you has herpes. But this will be my thirty-first show, so I'm recording it. Other than that horror, am also still in talks with getting the Zombie Gerbil Threatrical Troupe off the ground with our first perfomance of "I Hate Hamlet." Keep your eyes peeled on my profile for performance dates and times.
While not deliberately wasting his time, Andrew enjoys the simpler things in life; theater, bike riding, trying to avoid eating at China Buffet, and simply laying back underneath the sun when the sky is exceptionally clear.
Reading my poetry is like opening up the last big christmas present. The one you saved for last, the one which you know exactly what it is, it's the one you begged Santa for all year long. It's like pealing back the wrapping paper and opening the box only to find - that your present isn't there. It's your hampster. It's your hampster in the box and it isn't breathing. That's what my poetry is like.
- Last seen on Nov 16 5:05 PM. Member since July 9, 2007.
- I'm a carnelian hope poet for 146 comments.
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, and quote is "I like my women like I like my coffee: in a plastic cup. - Eddie Izzard". - I am a 19 year old man from Michigan (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm doing something useful.
- Visit my homepage at www.myspace.com/cabeza_de_vaca
- I have 146 comments, 80 poems, 10 stories
Poems I'm focused on
My Poetry
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Part III in "Pretty Little Pieces: Assorted Love Poems From a Clear Mind"
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Bleeding hearts will never stop
what bleeding lips did start... -
The cries so faint I cannot hear
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My Stories
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--- 7 --- / Oh, what the hell’s the use!? Alcoholics Anonymous Journal of Louis Fielding / No electricity, that’s was how this started out. Then what happened? Well, I’ll tell ya! After that
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--- 6 --- / Louis was awakened by the growling of his stomach. A fresh morning sun and a glistening lake being the first site he saw. Not exactly a bad way to start a day, he thought. He tried to move but soon reali
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--- 5 --- / April 3rd (I think), 1998 (I pray) Alcoholics Anonymous Journal of Louis Fielding / Isn’t it funny how when I thought, by God I’m finally rid of you, there you are again? Well, under th
Guest Book
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Andrew Bernau on March 26, 2008Hey! Are you seeing yourself right now? Well, then you're on acid boyo!
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Gossamer Guile on September 27, 2007What's the plan for the hayride? Anything yet? Let me know, cause I'm going out of my mind. There's too much going on! I may be insane for real by the time next weekend comes around...
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Ethereal Bard : Theatrical Ninja Status on September 2, 2007Because he should tell me what my rank is at a Theatrical Ninja
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Gossamer Guile on August 31, 2007Lol. I swear, everytime I visit your page, you have more and more useless humorous quotes posted. Not that they aren't funny, because they are. They're just useless is all....
