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POETRY DOES NOT REQUIRE A GREAT WRITER...A GREAT POEM WRITES ITSELF~ ~ ~ Me 2007

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~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.



Hello fellow poets.... I like to read and write ANY type of poetry, and I'm not into all of the "technical" mumbo jumbo. To me..its all about the content. Poetry is an artform, not some Crazy freakish grammar crazy english class that has to be perfect. The art comes from ones muse...their desire to write, or to create art.

Pastimes:

Playing Music
Writing Poetry (DUH!!!)
Role Playing (on this and many other sites)
Playing on the Computer
Playing Texas Hold'em
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Rockers of the world Unite!!!!! \m/ ^_^ \m/

Favorite Music:

Evanescence- AMY LEE ROCKS!!! I can play a great many of her songs on piano.

Fleetwood Mac- STEVIE NICKS ROCKS!!! I can play a great many of HER songs too LOL. I also have my own fan site...care to check it out? www.geocities.com/cloud10cool/Queen_of_Rock

www.golddustgypsy.proboards76.com (My message board)

Hinder- LIPS OF AN ANGEL!!! AHHHH!!! I can play it on guitar and piano. Hinder rocks nonetheless.

Snow Patrol- CHASING CARS!! woot woot!!

and TOOOO MANY OTHERS TO LIST! Curious? Just ask me...