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"I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It's a strange piece of machinery... "We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I'll be damned if I'm not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort." - Mitch Hedberg
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." - George Carlin
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" - Steven Wright
Random Quotes
"I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It's a strange piece of machinery... "We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I'll be damned if I'm not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort." - Mitch Hedberg
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." - George Carlin
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" - Steven Wright
- Last seen on May 11 2:05 AM. Member since March 16, 2004.
- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 383 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Only in America is Equality actually measured".
- I am a 23 year old guy (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Alien from another planet.
- Visit my homepage at http;//myspace.com/alienbob21
- I have 383 comments, 6 contests
My Poetry
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The world like a ripped piece of cloth is falling apart as we speak
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I walk alone
Burning with every step I take
My Stories
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"Mommy Daddy why? Why would Bozo the clown kill his wife?" I asked not knowing why I was seeing my favorite TV star in court.
"She was a mean dirty whore. And stop calling u308 lines, 3 comments, August 29, 2004. In <200 lines, Humor -
The United States Government is trying to keep the people down. They are brainwashing the people of America. They choose everything Americans see hear, do, and say. They are tr
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"He sits there everyday, every single day, at that same spot in the middle of the park drinking from the same coffee cup. I don't even have a coffee cup. I think I'll take his.610 lines, 8 comments, July 10, 2004. In <200 lines, Humor
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PINBALLxMASQUERADE on October 3, 2006thats amazing actually.
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Ahou on January 18, 2006i went to your site...every now and then... but freeservers is such a bitch, so i can relate to your frustration. (ZOMG, those new banners they added COVER UP MY FRIGGIN SPLASH PAGE! DEATH!!!) we need to find us a better host.
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The MisSin Truth on December 13, 2005thanx for the comment a few didn't agree with me but oh well. the man should have atleast gotten to live his life in prison. he could have taught more children the right way, instead this is only showing them by example that there is no forgivenss left here and if you fuck up, there is probably no hope for you no matter what you do. hopefully this is not the lesson the youth choose to believe.
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Ellis on November 2, 2005I found my comments. I was being sarcastic thinking it was funny. I found your poems very depressing and wanted to bring levity into play. You are teaching me here that this is a bad idea. Thanks for the lesson. Ellis
