AceOSpades• Show poetry

Hmm I guess I should fill this out since I'm happy enough here to stick around... I never know what to say about myself...

For the poems you'll find here though... they ALL rhyme... deal with it. That being said... they dooo rhyme pretty well. I always try to spin out poems that are more narratives than descriptions... If I try and sit there and write a little sketch of an event, it will almost always inflate into a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end.... it means my poems can be long. If you're reading that right now and clicking away to some other page because of that... you're an ADD jerk.

I write about dark and strange things for the most part... with some dark horror stories in there too. I try not to tread too often into stories that have been done to death without having either a really strong approach to a predictable story or some kind of twist on it... Oh and some of my poems are extremely intense and/or disgusting ... be prepared.

If you're looking for the infamously bleak and gross poem about the plumber with obsessive compulsive disorder you'll have to PM me for the link.

Also as a note for people adding me to their favorites... I don't put out poems with any regularity... I'm trying to write shorter things in general, which means I may be quicker in the future... but no promises!

As for me... I dunno, if you're really that interested you can always PM me or email or whatever. Enjoy

My girlfriend runs a blog where she catalogs some of the ridiculous things I say and posts them out of context. Some of them really are quite funny. She's adorable, go give her some hits :
here

I also have a blog of my own, which is mostly a place for me to regularly post my rants on movies, books, and video games. New posts every monday and thursday...
The Redding Mineshaft

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Ace's Version
*A buzzkill who wouldn't put out and her dumb motorcycle riding boyfriend were speeding, over 90 mph on the road..*

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared, and what I say goes because I'm a girl!

Guy: No, this is fun.... I'm emotionless and cannot express that any way other than simply stating that you are wrong and that this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Girls do everything slowly, and any type of speed is scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me... because it's fun to play chicken with your heart.

Girl: Fine, I love you, I'm easy like that. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.... and you owe me sexual favors.

*Girl hugs him.. and owes him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me and HOLY SHIT OUR BRAKES AREN'T WORKING!

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed because of break failure. Two people were on it, and neither survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know, thinking maybe he could surprise her and push her off, and she would lighten the load. She also tried to shove him off the motorcycle, and both fell off in the scuffle. The motorcycle coasted to a stop and gingerly tipped over going 2 mph, both of the awful people were killed.

If you greatly prefer this version of the story to the one you see posted on so many pages ...then post this on your page asap!!
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Wow I'm really racking up the stupid green trophies huh... I suck at contests on this site.

Enjoy