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Ada... I mean Fred is an offensive git who does swear unconciously, as a result we cannot guarante any poem, comment or sentance to be free of swear words, blasphemy, bigotry, anti-americanisms and of course pure comedic value.

Hello there,

I was born in Luton [near London] England [Great Britain] (4,444 miles East of America).

I am a student in Manchester studying Economics.

I drive a classic Mini, called Mouse - who I love like my own child.

Thats about all I'm willing to share with you now - but watch this space.

Regards,
Ada... Fred

"Penman by name, pen man by nature" - wow that line makes me sound about fifty, but f'ck it!

  • Last seen on Nov 26 3:43 AM. Member since March 31, 2005.
  • I'm a jade dragon poet for 232 comments.
  • I am a 21 year old man (Great Britain)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a porn star.
  • I have 232 comments, 2 contests, 6 poems, 1 story

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  • Perennial Plague on November 26
    "Penman by name, pen man by nature" - wow that line makes me sound about fifty, but f'ck it!
    LMFAO... and you're a porn star??? Proof??? Pics please!!!! =p
  • Rend the Veil : you are a Riot! on November 6, 2008
    i laughed all the way down your page, i am an american, and i found it too funny to be insulted, i so can relate to your words! some times i feel the same way! your great!

    Blessings always

    Rend
  • j-ay rose on August 6, 2006
  • Mori-lux on June 24, 2006
    a long helarious reply riddeled with insults... many would wonder why i keep comening back. that is because few people live inside my head. (me myself and the folks we made up to keep us company to be spacific[as far as i know you can use brackets inside of other brackets]ha!)any who my thoughts drifted to you mainly because i could do with a good anti patriotic rant right about now and i bet you would make a good person to rant with(although it wouldnt be antipatritisim for you just anti american or anti idot. both work well for me)
    if i were most of the people on the outside of my head i would just ignore your existance but the thing is dear fred the insults just keep me comeing back!*smiles cinicly*
    also i shall be leaving this country as soon as i come of age. heyy mabey i'll envade your country and spred my "i may have hated america but i surely dont fit in here cooties" all over the uk (HA I COULD BECOME AN IMAGRINT! AND ANNOY MORE PPLS THAN I DO NOW!)and and and find you and annoy you in person although you wont know im me you'll just think im sum crazy idot american kid except that i pick up speech patterns pritty quickly so u wouldnt notice that i was american any way. wich brings me to the fact that i alredy know that ta'ra' ment good bye because im not your avrege american idot, parden the over used greenday tidal.

    your god didnt stop you from makeing that contest because he wants you to suffer! ok so that was a little rude but who cares im insain and i flat out refuse to go to a psyciatrist so no medicine for mary! dont wory you havent sceen me on a good day or a bad day ummm...
    i lost my train of thought
    so
    toodledoo!
    ~mary


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